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Endzone
Last seen 13 hours ago
Human
Legend
Human
Record
60/11/14
Win Percentage
77%
Orc
Legend
Orc
Record
113/30/7
Win Percentage
85%
Overall
[B]
Legend
Overall
Record
810/200/155
Win Percentage
78%
Archive

2019

2019-04-18 03:55:10
rating 3.6
2019-04-18 02:42:58
rating 2.3
2019-04-17 18:21:31
rating 3.6
2019-04-15 02:58:15
rating 3.6
2019-04-12 18:54:42
rating 3.3
2019-04-12 11:26:58
rating 4.9
2019-04-11 17:42:27
rating 5.5
2019-04-11 14:54:26
rating 5.2
2019-04-09 18:54:01
rating 4.7
2019-04-07 16:54:42
rating 5.8

2017

2017-12-29 16:51:35
rating 5.9
2017-12-29 11:15:29
rating 6
2017-12-28 18:17:02
rating 6
2017-12-25 11:33:47
rating 6
2017-12-20 11:29:02
rating 5.6

2016

2016-12-04 23:39:52
rating 5.6
2016-11-17 19:13:01
rating 5.6
2016-11-11 15:35:36
rating 4.9
2016-03-09 11:11:22
rating 5.2
2016-03-08 20:58:28
rating 5.2
2016-01-10 10:47:25
rating 4.9
2016-01-08 21:17:53
rating 4.5
2016-01-08 18:04:14
rating 4.8
2016-01-07 23:11:49
rating 4.7

2015

2015-07-18 11:18:33
rating 5.8
2015-05-31 23:49:45
rating 5.3
2015-05-22 00:12:58
rating 4.8
2015-05-20 15:36:41
rating 5.7

2014

2014-11-06 01:10:33
rating 4.8
2014-07-11 15:47:40
rating 5
2014-07-07 01:38:02
rating 4.5
2014-06-28 10:58:02
rating 5.1
2014-05-19 03:30:32
rating 5
2014-05-18 17:41:49
rating 6

2013

2013-05-19 19:12:02
rating 4.5
2013-03-29 11:58:51
rating 4.2

2012

2012-12-29 10:07:20
rating 3.2
2012-12-26 00:26:27
rating 3.6
2012-12-24 18:45:47
rating 3.1
2012-12-23 15:19:25
rating 3.8
2012-12-22 17:17:07
rating 5.2
2012-12-20 01:02:59
rating 4.2
2012-08-20 19:13:17
rating 2.3
2012-08-16 11:50:47
rating 3.8
2012-08-16 01:40:55
rating 4.3
2017-12-20 11:29:02
19 votes, rating 5.6
Rudolph the Red Nosed Lineman
Rudolph the red nosed lineman
Always had a bleeding nose (like a leaky tap)
From when the beastman clawed him,
Piled on and mighty blowed. (gave him quite a slap)

All of the other players
Got to start in every game (and they loved to play)
Coach wouldn’t let poor Rudolph
Off the bench ‘cause he was lame. (just retire they’d say)

Then one snowy match-day morn’
The coach came to say
“Rudolph with your nose so red
Could you lie down and play dead?”

Soon all the fans adored him
And they stomped and cheered in glee (Stomp-cheer-stomp)
Coming out of nowhere in the endzone
He scored touchdown number three!



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Posted by ArrestedDevelopment on 2017-12-20 12:41:26
Then one crazy december eve,
GW came back to say,
"Rudolph we have seen your plight -
PO is gone, it was a blight"

;)
Posted by Endzone on 2017-12-20 12:50:06
All of the other coaches,
Then went of to play in League,
Happy to burn a reroll -
Just to make poor Rudolph bleed!

;)
Posted by ArrestedDevelopment on 2017-12-20 13:06:05
lol
Posted by asteflix on 2017-12-20 14:28:54
Legit how can you not vote 6 on this wonderful christmas poem !
Posted by MattDakka on 2017-12-20 14:40:49
Awesome!
Clap!
Posted by Throweck on 2017-12-20 16:06:32
Hmmmm, do I have time to bring this to an actual vocal recording?
Posted by Endzone on 2017-12-20 17:43:43
Go on Throweck - it is Christmas! :)
Posted by Rbthma on 2017-12-21 16:50:38
you made me spit out my eggnog!