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Endzone
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2017-12-29 16:51:35
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2019-04-09 18:54:01
9 votes, rating 4.7
All I wanna do is hunt some orc
To the tune of 'All I wanna do is have some fun' by Cherel Crow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCCkydmtG-k


This ain't no gaming club
And it ain't no movie
This is Middle Earth
1, 2, 1, 2

"All I wanna do is hunt a little orc before I die,"
Says the man next to me out of nowhere
It's apropos of nothin'
He says his name is Aragorn
But I'm sure he's 'The Dunedan', Estel or Strider
And he's playing ranger to me
And I wonder if he's ever tracked a mob of orcs in his whole life

We are runnin' hard at noon on Tuesday
O'er a plain that's home to the Riders of Rohan
The good people of this land they're ridin' their steeds
Then they see us
Ridin' and circlin' as best they can in armoured suits
They square up with their shiny lances and spears
Big on unfriendliness and big horses too
Nothin' like Strider and me, 'cause

All I wanna do is hunt some orc
I got a feelin' gonna be quite a walk
All I wanna do is hunt some orc
I got a feelin' there is no finer sport
All I wanna do is hunt some orc
Until the ring gets thrown into Mount Doom from whence it came

I like a good bonfire early in the mornin'
And Strider likes to fanny around looking at shit on the floor
He says the hobbits were right here
Then he kicks a metal hat from an oversized orc
Breakin' his foot - pain now through his
Thick head and before hopin' and cursin' he shouts
He's watching the tracks that lead off as he writhes on the floor
With a sense of fear we enter the wood
There is an old man - looks familiar
The wizard looks up, he smiles and says

All I wanna do is hunt some orc
I got a feelin' gonna be quite a walk
All I wanna do is hunt some orc
I got a feelin' there is no finer sport
All I wanna do is hunt some orc
Until the ring gets thrown into Mount Doom from whence it came

Otherwise the forest is ours
The day and the night and all Rohan too
The plain and Rohirrim who are ridin' their horses
The sun and the moon

All I wanna do is hunt some orc
I got a feelin' gonna be quite a walk
All I wanna do is hunt some orc
I got a feelin' there is no finer sport
All I wanna do is hunt some orc
I won't tell ya, that ring is the only one
All I wanna do is hunt some orc
I've got a feelin' there's a battle goin' on

Yeah, I think it's way back there!
Yeah, but all I wanna do is hunt some orc
Until the ring gets thrown into Mount Doom from whence it came
Ring gets thrown into Mount Doom from whence it came
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Posted by Arktoris on 2019-04-10 03:19:16
you'll get a 6 from me if you upload a youtube video of you performing these songs. : )
Posted by Endzone on 2019-04-10 03:36:34
Haha! Unfortunately I am no singer, but if anyone else wants to be my guest!