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Endzone
Last seen 12 hours ago
Human
Legend
Human
Record
60/11/14
Win Percentage
77%
Orc
Legend
Orc
Record
113/30/7
Win Percentage
85%
Overall
[B]
Legend
Overall
Record
810/200/155
Win Percentage
78%
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2019

2019-04-18 03:55:10
rating 3.6
2019-04-18 02:42:58
rating 2.3
2019-04-17 18:21:31
rating 3.6
2019-04-15 02:58:15
rating 3.6
2019-04-12 18:54:42
rating 3.3
2019-04-12 11:26:58
rating 4.9
2019-04-11 17:42:27
rating 5.5
2019-04-11 14:54:26
rating 5.2
2019-04-09 18:54:01
rating 4.7
2019-04-07 16:54:42
rating 5.8

2017

2017-12-29 16:51:35
rating 5.9
2017-12-29 11:15:29
rating 6
2017-12-28 18:17:02
rating 6
2017-12-25 11:33:47
rating 6
2017-12-20 11:29:02
rating 5.6

2016

2016-12-04 23:39:52
rating 5.6
2016-11-17 19:13:01
rating 5.6
2016-11-11 15:35:36
rating 4.9
2016-03-09 11:11:22
rating 5.2
2016-03-08 20:58:28
rating 5.2
2016-01-10 10:47:25
rating 4.9
2016-01-08 21:17:53
rating 4.5
2016-01-08 18:04:14
rating 4.8
2016-01-07 23:11:49
rating 4.7

2015

2015-07-18 11:18:33
rating 5.8
2015-05-31 23:49:45
rating 5.3
2015-05-22 00:12:58
rating 4.8
2015-05-20 15:36:41
rating 5.7

2014

2014-11-06 01:10:33
rating 4.8
2014-07-11 15:47:40
rating 5
2014-07-07 01:38:02
rating 4.5
2014-06-28 10:58:02
rating 5.1
2014-05-19 03:30:32
rating 5
2014-05-18 17:41:49
rating 6

2013

2013-05-19 19:12:02
rating 4.5
2013-03-29 11:58:51
rating 4.2

2012

2012-12-29 10:07:20
rating 3.2
2012-12-26 00:26:27
rating 3.6
2012-12-24 18:45:47
rating 3.1
2012-12-23 15:19:25
rating 3.8
2012-12-22 17:17:07
rating 5.2
2012-12-20 01:02:59
rating 4.2
2012-08-20 19:13:17
rating 2.3
2012-08-16 11:50:47
rating 3.8
2012-08-16 01:40:55
rating 4.3
2019-04-12 18:54:42
7 votes, rating 3.3
Slayer
To the awesome tune of Layla, by Eric Clapton

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX5USg8_1gA

What'll you do when you get lonely?
And nobody is left from my side?
You've been blitzing and surfing me too long.
You know it's gonna be a wipe.

Slayer!
You've got me on my knees, Slayer!
I'm begging, pretty please, Slayer!
Oh please, won't you ease off my sorry side?

I thought to give you a concession
When my old dice had let me down.
Like a fool, I chose to play it through.
You've surfed my whole team to the crowd.

Slayer!
You've got me on my knees, Slayer!
I'm begging, pretty please, Slayer!
Oh please, won't you ease off my sorry side?

Let's make the best of this situation
Before I finally go insane.
Please don't say, we'll play another game
Let me recover from this pain.

Slayer!
You've got me on my knees, Slayer!
I'm begging, pretty please, Slayer!
Oh please, won't you ease off my sorry side?

Slayer!
You've got me on my knees, Slayer!
I'm begging, pretty please, Slayer!
Oh please, won't you ease off my sorry side?

[Guitar solo - oh, yeah!]
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Posted by Matthueycamo on 2019-04-14 22:48:09
Haha, love Eric "somehow avoided the clap" Clapton!

Top marks!