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2017-04-14 18:19:08
13 votes, rating 5.6
13 votes, rating 5.6
Crazy!
Crazy is now the greatest wood elf ever seen in the box.
Sure you hate him: a) he's an elf b) he's a ST5 freak elf and c) he's an elf.
But anyone who's played much box will know how hard it is to keep any elf alive this long and that deserves a smattering of applause. What will really get you going is that nobody has contributed more to the violent side of the game than Crazy. Not because of the casualties he has caused (although there are a few of those) but because as soon as his frame touches down, players sprint from all corners with the express aim of laying the boot on him. I challenge that no player in the box has ever been targeted for so many fouls.
Sometimes as a coach I feel I have to strain to get every last bit of ability out of some good for nothing 'player'. Not so with Crazy. I'm less a coach and more a spectator as he takes care of business.
Crazy, when you die next game, even more people will be able to applaud.
Crazy even has teams named after him:
https://fumbbl.com/p/team?team_id=821230
Sure you hate him: a) he's an elf b) he's a ST5 freak elf and c) he's an elf.
But anyone who's played much box will know how hard it is to keep any elf alive this long and that deserves a smattering of applause. What will really get you going is that nobody has contributed more to the violent side of the game than Crazy. Not because of the casualties he has caused (although there are a few of those) but because as soon as his frame touches down, players sprint from all corners with the express aim of laying the boot on him. I challenge that no player in the box has ever been targeted for so many fouls.
Sometimes as a coach I feel I have to strain to get every last bit of ability out of some good for nothing 'player'. Not so with Crazy. I'm less a coach and more a spectator as he takes care of business.
Crazy, when you die next game, even more people will be able to applaud.
Crazy even has teams named after him:
https://fumbbl.com/p/team?team_id=821230
Comments
Posted by MattDakka on 2017-04-14 18:27:58
Already wrote it in our last game, but cheers again here for Crazy! \o/
Posted by keggiemckill on 2017-04-14 20:54:17
he is probably one of the oldest Box elves.
Posted by Verminardo on 2017-04-14 21:39:27
Crazy, lucky, love! :-)) Well done keeping him alive. Still think Break Tackle was a silly skill choice. ;-)
Posted by mrt1212 on 2017-04-14 21:55:54
I hate him because he used a double on Break Tackle when almost any other Strength Access skill would have been better. Stand Firm St 5 Blodger? I want that, not this conditional AG5.
Posted by Verminardo on 2017-04-14 22:07:50
Wrestle. Strip Ball. Sure Hands. Frenzy. Guard.
Posted by thoralf on 2017-04-15 00:57:05
Sneaky Git.
Posted by garyt1 on 2017-04-15 09:49:32
Break Tackle is somewhat of an odd choice but it means he can not only 2+ leap into spots but also dodge with 2+ in a tackle zone in the same turn. For some legendary moves.
Posted by Doofr on 2017-04-15 15:00:41
2+ leap? :o
Im jealous of him even if he cant leap at 2+ . :p
Im jealous of him even if he cant leap at 2+ . :p
Posted by mrt1212 on 2017-04-15 20:48:05
How does Break Tackle confer a 2+ Leap?
Posted by Dhaktokh on 2017-04-15 21:47:14
Break tackle on an elf is just the ultimate insult to all bashers out there. Could had taken any crap skill, didnt need any of it anyway so why not make more enemies!