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2013-03-23 07:14:27
38 votes, rating 5.6
38 votes, rating 5.6
An Ode to Shadow...
In Response to Censorship: An Ode to Shadow in alternating iambic pentameter and tetrameter.
Shadow has censored my quill and my muse
his admin heart thumping about...
When writing with purpose, one cannot lose
the message one's trying to tout.
By removing profanity, I can only leave clues
where before I was able to shout;
So I now acquiesce, to Shadow's poo-poos,
with my ass-raping poncho. Peace out.
Shadow has censored my quill and my muse
his admin heart thumping about...
When writing with purpose, one cannot lose
the message one's trying to tout.
By removing profanity, I can only leave clues
where before I was able to shout;
So I now acquiesce, to Shadow's poo-poos,
with my ass-raping poncho. Peace out.
Comments
Posted by lizvis on 2013-03-23 07:21:13
i do believe i want a #$%^ing poncho
Posted by pythrr on 2013-03-23 09:08:30
ass-raping?
how is that not bannable?
how is that not bannable?
Posted by Foad on 2013-03-23 09:40:35
Rated 6 as a farwell present to Jeffro...
Made my day :)
Made my day :)
Posted by uzkulak on 2013-03-23 13:35:53
Isn't it better to post entertaining libels anonymously?
This is a nicely written complaint verse though, maybe you will start a new genre of internet poetry.
This is a nicely written complaint verse though, maybe you will start a new genre of internet poetry.
Posted by lizvis on 2013-03-23 14:02:24
@pythrr: is there something particularly offensive about 'ass-raping'? :|
Posted by PurpleChest on 2013-03-23 14:37:17
Rated 6, if you're gonna blow, blow in style.
Posted by keggiemckill on 2013-03-23 15:15:09
I especially love the poo-poo picture/ label,
Rated 6, because at least someone stepped up to the poetry table.
The bravery and cost of this post,
Would be chickened out by most
And he's got the extra gonads to make his poem scalable
Rated 6, because at least someone stepped up to the poetry table.
The bravery and cost of this post,
Would be chickened out by most
And he's got the extra gonads to make his poem scalable
Posted by PsyPhiGrad on 2013-03-23 16:38:51
I was expecting a metaphor involving pots, kettles and black.
Posted by Jeffro on 2013-03-23 17:10:57
bah... Shadow's not a hypocrite. And this is all tongue in cheek and he knows that.
Write your own poem, PsyPhi... rhyming can't be a difficult as steadfastly maintaining a moral high-ground... ;)
Write your own poem, PsyPhi... rhyming can't be a difficult as steadfastly maintaining a moral high-ground... ;)
Posted by oryx on 2013-03-23 18:26:05
PsyPhiGrad you need meter
or else you're no more than a cheater
by forcing a rhyme
you're saving some time
but not being kind to the reader
=D
or else you're no more than a cheater
by forcing a rhyme
you're saving some time
but not being kind to the reader
=D
Posted by PsyPhiGrad on 2013-03-23 19:04:01
Trolling 'nets all a muddy
Posting blogs full o cruddy
"Am I a big hypocrite?"
"Not even a tiny bit!"
Answers his slimy buddy
Thanks Oryx.
Tidied it up a bit. Better?
Posting blogs full o cruddy
"Am I a big hypocrite?"
"Not even a tiny bit!"
Answers his slimy buddy
Thanks Oryx.
Tidied it up a bit. Better?
Posted by Jeffro on 2013-03-23 21:15:51
'tis all about the meter, oryx ;)