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Kondor
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Ogre
Experienced
Ogre
Record
15/8/30
Win Percentage
36%
Ogre
[R]
Experienced
Ogre
Record
5/4/19
Win Percentage
25%
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Super Star
Overall
Record
663/234/344
Win Percentage
63%
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2018

2018-07-30 23:44:17
rating 6
2018-06-17 19:54:35
rating 6
2018-06-02 20:41:22
rating 6
2018-04-27 22:34:14
rating 5.8
2018-02-12 20:06:25
rating 6
2018-01-31 12:00:13
rating 6
2018-01-02 09:16:18
rating 6

2017

2017-11-02 07:17:46
rating 4.7
2017-10-28 19:20:45
rating 5.7
2017-10-08 11:44:36
rating 5.4
2017-09-28 06:44:11
rating 5.6
2017-09-21 06:28:48
rating 6
2017-09-16 19:16:25
rating 5.1
2017-09-11 20:17:09
rating 5.5
2017-05-14 10:52:14
rating 6
2017-05-02 21:28:05
rating 5.8
2017-04-05 17:12:03
rating 6

2016

2016-10-05 12:35:40
rating 5.2

2015

2015-09-03 23:44:42
rating 3.5
2015-07-19 15:36:08
rating 4.8

2014

2014-01-16 03:10:17
rating 6

2013

2013-11-11 22:36:59
rating 2.5

2012

2012-02-08 14:59:49
rating 5.3

2009

2009-02-19 01:13:48
rating 3

2008

2008-04-19 09:12:33
rating 2.9
2016-10-05 12:35:40
6 votes, rating 5.2
Legend Hunting is Born
“Big deal.” Kondor muttered as he watched the Fumbbl Badges being tattooed to the Archer of Avalon players.

“Did you say something Scrub?” snarled Noneta the Archer star.

Finding the courage to risk his job Coach Kondor blurted his response. “So you tacked 5 on a halfling team. Big deal! You then have the audacity to tattoo it to your overpaid hides. If you were half as good as you think you are, you would do that to a real team.”

In a second the ink needles stopped and every elf was on its feet. The question seemed to be if they would tattoo Kondor before they threw him out or not.

Now that it had begun he couldn’t stop. “Try hanging that number on the Charioteers, Sleepers, or Nandorians and see where that gets you. Humiliated is where. Shoot, I bet the Samiches, Cranberries, or those Rank Amateurs people are talking about would mop the floor with ya!”

Nienna was the closest elf and she grabbed Kondor by the scruff of the neck and pinned him to the table. “The only question is what ink you get before you are fired.” She snarled to the hoot of the others.

Revwe put a hand on her shoulder in a bid for calm. “He gets the 5-0 tat just like the rest of the team. Then we prove him wrong. He’s our new mascot. He will attend the matches topless so everyone can see our glory. He will book games against as many of these overhyped teams as he can get. The name of each one we play will be tattooed to his hide along with our record against them.”

Revwe then turned to address her “coach.” “Do you have a problem with that?” she smirked.

Kondor returned the grin and pointed to the inside of his bicep. “Put it here. This one I am not too fond of.”

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The Archers of Avelon are going to be my primary team for a while and I will be hunting legendary teams in keeping in character with the team. In addition to clearly legendary teams we would like games against whichever team you may consider your primary team.

You coaches that spend a lot of time playing certain teams here, please expect messages requesting games. I hope that one day this team will be one of those storied franchises.

The team will also make a concerted effort to earn as many Fumbbl Badges a possible.

https://www.fumbbl.com/p/team?team_id=715920
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Comments
Posted by Rbthma on 2016-10-05 16:25:39
\o/
Count me in! The Blackspine Reapers or Rotten Luck Rovers are the only teams I've got with 100+ matches :)
Posted by Kondor on 2016-10-05 17:16:22
This team needs a Dark Elf rival. Blackspine Reapers look good to me. You do know I will need to kill 50 of those buggers for a badge right?
Posted by akaRenton on 2016-10-05 17:44:54
I love well written and thought out fluff, and it was nice the Cranberries got a mention :D

Bring it on pointy ears!
Posted by JackassRampant on 2016-10-06 01:50:49
You want a piece of the Amateurs? You may be biting off more than you can chew....
Posted by Kondor on 2016-10-06 03:52:16
May be? I am counting on it!