JJ Jones sits in his office at Buccaneer HQ mulling over the weekly finacials. When there is a knock on the door and Coach Hicksey walks in.

Coach: You scene this yet?

Coach throws a copy of local paper in front of JJ. The Headline reads: Buccaneers Most Games Played celebration about to turn bloody

JJ: What? Who?

Coach: Yep, word is starting to leak about the big celebration you are planning on throwing for the most games for Humanity. Turns out some of our former cheerleaders are making their own team. Their only puropose in life it seems is to cause you as much pain and suffering as possible. Seems they are looking for a owner to finance their team.

JJ: Well why did they not just ask me for some petty cash to start up their team?

Coach: Well it seems they dont really like you after you fired them, some of them multiple times.

JJ: Fired them, what? That is called a TV adjustment. Plus woman cant play Blood Bowl, we all know that.

Coach: Well I quess they did not see it as a TV adjustment. It turns out those numbers next to the cheerleader line on our team roster, Well that number actually does represent real people. And real people seem to have a problem when they lose their job, have no money, cant make mortagage and feed their kids. So the natural reaction to this situation is to form up a Blood Bowl team to take out all that anger on their former employer.

JJ: Well that may be so BUT you never answered my second question. Women cant play Blood Bowl so how are they going to make a team?

Coach: Well the Lustrian Blood Bowl federation many years ago approved a roster of women called Amazons. You might remeber seeing our team play a few of them. Well it turns out those crafty women in that ratification of the Amazon team list put in a few "riders" on the list. It allows women from any race to form their own teams and compete in the FUMBBL Leagues. The only restriction is that the teams offical race be amazon even though the team could be formed by all female orcs as an example. The Amzonians claimed it would strike a mortal blow to the male centric universe they live in. Oddly I thought they lived in a land full of lizards and so would care more about a lizard centric world as the cause of their problems.

JJ stares at coach with a blank look on his face

Coach: Back to the immediate problem at hand. We have a bunch of hell spawn harpies who used to be Blood Sea Buccaneers Cheerleaders looking for a owner to guide their team to glory and the destruction of the Buccaneers. What are you going to do about it?

JJ stares at coach with a blank look in his face

Coach: That was not a very inspired plan of action you just laid out sir.

JJ shakes his head and comes out of it

JJ: Well the path of least resistance is to just buy them out. Who is the team captain of this renegade group of Cheerleaders?

Coach: That would be Brazilla of Altdorf. A fine lass if I might say.

JJ: Brazilla? That overweight, out of shape harpy who used to yell at me for not providing gatorade for the cheerleaders at games. The same Brazilla who I might add was scene hanging on your arm last year at the team party? The same Brazilla who rumor had it stole our playbook from your nightstand?

Coach: The playbook theft was way overstated sir. I can assure you the playbook if fine. Plus Brazilla went to Jenny Craig and lost about 80lbs. And then hired on with the Roid Rage Babes for about 6 months as a benchwarmer. So she is about 140 LBS of lean and deadly muscle now. She is a sight to behold sir.

JJ: Really? Well 6 months ago I made a TV adjustment on the Assitant Coach line: And he said after he was groveling for his job. That for a 6 month period the playbook was a Xerox copy of an old play book that you had laying around. So is it possible that our losses on the pitch could be attributed to the fact that the team was using a Xerox copy of the playbook?

Caoch: Xerox? Sir nobody uses Xerox anymore. Cannon or HP is the way to go. More prints per ink cartridge and better onsight tech help.

JJ: That Harpy from the 8th plane of Hell did steal our playbook! And now she is going to use it against us!

Coach: Ah, yep Thats it.

JJ: Well I will give her some props. Very crafty way of getting her team up and running on the pitch. Ok so buying her out is not an option. So how is she going to find an owner?

Coach: Well according to the paper they are going to use your own publicity tour with the Hellfishes to "fish" for an owner. Some type of auction or somesuch. The details are very vague on what is going to happen right now.

JJ: An auction of some sort. Interesting. Do we have any idea who might be interested in buying this team?

Coach: Well off hand I would lean to any women owners who have teams in the FUMBBL leagues. I can think of 3 right now. But two of them live in Europe so have no problem per se with the Buccaneers. Plus one of them has been offline for 57 Wks, her last blog post was a rage quit rant on CRP, Amazon roster nerf and the issues with a male centric gaming community.

JJ: Iam intrigued by this woman.

Coach: That leaves one that I know of who plays in the States during times when we are online.

JJ: So you think she might just be the gal to bid for these cheerleaders?

Coach: It would be a natural fit sir. She is a woman after all, so she can relate to the womans desire for revenge. Plus about 2 years ago we ravaged one of her teams on the pitch and forced retired her team. Ever since, when ever I get on IRC to find a match she IRC's me with No Thanks before I can even look at the Game Finder and offer any challenges. I think she does not like me, you or the Bucs at all.

JJ: Well anybody else might want to take the lasses under their wing?

Coach: Of course. A team full of scantily clad women. Who have player pics that most guys would pay $5 to buy them in a magazine. Who cares if they can "play", you are paying for the eye candy, if you know what I mean.

JJ: Oh the good ole days before Christer put the Ban Hammer on the good Zon pics. But under the current rules zon pics need skirts that go down to the ankles. No way someone would bid for the team with out good pics.

Coach: Well I understand that the Cheerleaders might have paid a visit to Christer and persuaded him to change his policy this one time. So if that is true, well some coaches might throw a handsome sum to bid for their team.

JJ: Well It seems my hands are tied when it comes to stoping them. I can only hope some one over bids for their services and like the Harpies they are rip that poor guys guts out when ever he makes a TV adjustment move.

Coach: I just hope we dont have to face them on the pitch. A woman scorned is a mighty force to compete against.


Get set for the event of the year on FUMBBL. The Buccaneers and Hellfishes have teamed up to celebrate the Buccaneers taking over the top spot for most games played for Humanity. It will be an event you do not want to miss out on. Full details will be coming out very soon. Capped off with the epic throw down on the pitch between the Buccaneers and Hellfishes.