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PainState
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Overall
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26/9/28
Win Percentage
48%
Archive

2023

2023-02-04 17:58:02
rating 4.8

2022

2022-08-08 14:48:44
rating 5.5
2022-07-19 17:33:33
rating 6
2022-07-18 05:27:04
rating 2.2
2022-05-20 18:50:43
rating 4
2022-05-12 01:12:32
rating 4.3
2022-04-21 23:50:58
rating 3.7
2022-04-12 22:40:20
rating 6
2022-04-05 23:20:47
rating 3.9
2022-03-10 16:27:01
rating 4.9

2020

2020-05-03 07:34:33
rating 6

2017

2017-05-28 18:09:37
rating 2.7
2017-05-02 00:58:51
rating 5.6
2017-03-28 17:04:43
rating 6
2017-02-15 21:05:08
rating 1.6

2016

2016-12-22 16:53:44
rating 2.6
2016-11-28 16:13:58
rating 5.1
2016-11-23 00:10:48
rating 3.3
2016-10-13 21:15:04
rating 5.7
2016-09-29 15:51:47
rating 5.2
2016-09-16 20:14:49
rating 6
2016-09-14 17:00:29
rating 6
2016-09-14 16:01:17
rating 3.9
2016-07-23 16:32:20
rating 5.3
2016-07-19 17:47:59
rating 5
2016-06-25 21:04:03
rating 4.3
2016-06-12 21:36:21
rating 4.8
2016-06-06 22:51:10
rating 2.5
2016-06-05 19:25:46
rating 5.4
2016-05-26 22:54:20
rating 2.6
2016-04-29 15:48:57
rating 4.3
2016-04-19 19:13:19
rating 4.8
2016-04-13 21:04:41
rating 3.8
2016-04-10 19:33:28
rating 5.4
2016-03-21 14:09:51
rating 5.3
2016-03-02 03:03:07
rating 4.6
2016-02-24 16:25:09
rating 4.1
2016-02-19 03:53:14
rating 3.2
2016-02-12 20:41:29
rating 5.2
2016-01-30 16:28:26
rating 5.8
2016-01-23 17:47:37
rating 4.3

2015

2015-12-18 00:53:14
rating 4.8
2015-12-11 21:12:40
rating 5.3
2015-11-30 23:54:15
rating 2.3
2015-11-25 03:08:28
rating 2.5
2015-11-20 01:03:50
rating 2.3
2015-11-16 21:05:36
rating 3
2015-10-29 14:36:18
rating 5.5
2015-10-14 21:15:35
rating 5.3
2015-08-23 19:23:18
rating 4.1
2015-07-21 00:13:41
rating 2.1
2015-07-19 00:56:17
rating 4.8
2015-07-06 22:39:32
rating 4.5
2015-05-06 23:26:03
rating 2.4
2015-05-06 00:56:28
rating 5
2015-04-23 17:13:52
rating 5.5
2015-04-20 16:57:01
rating 3.1
2015-04-03 19:07:36
rating 2.5
2015-04-02 16:31:57
rating 6
2015-03-26 21:21:58
rating 2.5
2015-03-19 21:41:15
rating 3.8
2015-03-15 21:45:57
rating 6
2015-03-06 20:59:52
rating 5.4

2014

2014-12-12 17:09:54
rating 4.6
2014-12-11 17:13:23
rating 5.9
2014-11-05 16:46:44
rating 6
2014-10-30 14:34:43
rating 4.8
2014-10-17 15:13:05
rating 4.7
2014-10-07 16:06:14
rating 2.9
2014-09-16 18:24:00
rating 5.4
2014-09-11 16:30:01
rating 5
2014-08-27 17:17:00
rating 5.7
2014-08-25 23:30:37
rating 5.2
2014-08-10 03:48:36
rating 4.1
2014-08-10 00:33:36
rating 4.2
2014-08-08 00:16:11
rating 5.1
2014-06-17 06:00:55
rating 5.5
2014-06-05 18:19:07
rating 4.1
2014-06-05 16:53:58
rating 2.1
2014-04-25 15:02:03
rating 2.9
2014-04-18 18:03:51
rating 4.2
2014-03-21 18:29:03
rating 4.8
2014-03-11 20:24:24
rating 2.3
2014-03-05 16:25:41
rating 5.3
2014-03-05 06:17:06
rating 5.6
2014-02-27 20:09:02
rating 5.1
2014-02-06 19:45:08
rating 5.5
2014-01-30 19:25:13
rating 4.7

2013

2013-12-18 16:20:00
rating 6
2013-12-11 15:43:36
rating 6
2013-12-10 17:03:49
rating 5.3
2013-12-09 18:50:05
rating 5.4
2013-11-16 17:48:07
rating 5.1
2013-10-25 18:17:35
rating 4.8
2013-10-16 15:43:29
rating 5.8
2013-10-01 16:50:07
rating 5.4
2013-09-19 16:49:51
rating 5.1
2013-09-18 18:07:40
rating 5.8
2013-09-13 17:03:19
rating 5.3
2013-09-09 18:58:03
rating 2.6
2013-09-06 17:48:32
rating 2.2
2013-09-05 16:20:46
rating 4.4
2013-08-29 20:32:15
rating 3.5
2013-08-26 16:11:52
rating 3.5
2013-08-12 16:31:06
rating 3.8
2013-08-07 19:39:06
rating 3.3
2013-08-03 17:10:28
rating 5.5
2013-07-08 21:58:44
rating 4.2
2013-05-29 18:40:27
rating 5.6
2013-05-13 17:59:50
rating 4.4
2013-05-04 20:14:42
rating 4.2
2013-04-23 17:03:53
rating 5.1
2013-04-12 16:43:04
rating 3.3
2013-04-08 06:26:20
rating 5.2
2013-04-05 19:43:32
rating 3.9
2013-03-25 14:48:52
rating 5.2
2013-03-20 18:56:34
rating 5.7
2013-02-20 19:19:11
rating 4.9
2013-02-20 18:08:49
rating 3.6
2013-02-16 16:11:07
rating 5.8
2013-02-06 16:50:29
rating 4.3

2012

2012-12-15 15:35:45
rating 5.3
2012-12-11 23:00:35
rating 5.4
2012-11-19 02:56:21
rating 5
2012-11-17 17:31:19
rating 3.3
2012-11-08 23:36:04
rating 3.1
2012-11-07 15:42:42
rating 5.4
2012-10-18 01:29:13
rating 3.7
2012-09-08 22:40:56
rating 4.8
2012-08-24 17:05:09
rating 4.2
2012-08-12 20:41:18
rating 2.9
2012-08-11 23:24:30
rating 5.3
2012-08-02 15:59:56
rating 4.2
2012-08-02 00:29:55
rating 5.1
2012-07-05 06:04:09
rating 1.6
2012-07-04 17:50:14
rating 3.7
2012-06-26 22:25:55
rating 1.9
2012-06-09 17:06:59
rating 5.1
2012-06-07 00:01:37
rating 5.4
2012-06-02 18:35:02
rating 5
2012-05-29 20:37:34
rating 4.5
2012-05-22 21:24:03
rating 4.5
2012-05-10 15:39:05
rating 2.4
2012-05-04 15:49:15
rating 4.4
2012-04-17 15:32:49
rating 5.1
2012-03-28 22:49:58
rating 4.7
2012-03-26 20:18:48
rating 2.5
2012-03-12 15:12:42
rating 5.7
2012-02-28 19:36:19
rating 5.4
2012-02-23 22:20:58
rating 3.4
2012-02-22 17:02:26
rating 2.5
2012-02-06 15:15:29
rating 3.1
2012-01-09 19:33:12
rating 3.6

2011

2011-12-15 07:22:41
rating 4.1
2011-12-06 22:58:53
rating 4.6
2011-11-22 00:11:22
rating 4
2011-11-21 22:32:19
rating 4.7
2011-10-21 22:05:02
rating 4.6
2011-10-15 23:32:24
rating 5.5
2011-08-08 21:15:17
rating 5.3
2011-07-05 15:49:10
rating 5.2
2011-04-07 02:11:14
rating 5.4
2011-03-02 20:33:08
rating 3.1
2011-02-28 20:44:52
rating 4
2011-02-13 23:33:50
rating 3.8
2011-01-18 22:15:58
rating 4.9

2010

2010-12-07 05:52:30
rating 3.4
2010-12-04 03:06:44
rating 3.4
2010-09-15 23:52:41
rating 4.6
2010-04-05 16:49:30
rating 5
2010-02-19 19:01:50
rating 3.7
2010-01-13 17:52:07
rating 3.7

2009

2009-12-23 21:38:22
rating 3.1
2009-12-12 23:22:04
rating 2.7
2009-12-10 17:38:57
rating 2.2
2009-11-21 19:30:00
rating 4.2
2009-10-13 19:32:48
rating 4
2009-09-02 20:02:22
rating 3.8
2009-08-21 23:32:57
rating 2.4
2009-08-19 17:02:27
rating 3.5
2009-07-28 19:09:03
rating 3.3
2009-05-20 17:38:32
rating 2.7
2009-05-14 20:49:15
rating 4.1
2009-05-12 18:14:16
rating 3.7
2009-05-02 06:17:51
rating 3.6
2009-04-03 22:17:01
rating 4.4
2009-03-18 17:39:30
rating 2.6
2009-02-06 19:16:08
rating 4.1
2009-01-09 16:39:08
rating 3

2008

2008-11-16 00:22:06
rating 3.2
2008-10-01 21:48:08
rating 3.8
2008-09-12 23:38:55
rating 4
2008-09-04 16:08:06
rating 4.3
2008-08-20 18:06:02
rating 4
2008-08-15 17:13:26
rating 3.5
2008-05-27 22:21:53
rating 3.3
2008-02-22 23:07:13
rating 3.3
2008-01-28 16:53:20
rating 4.2

2007

2007-11-21 17:50:42
rating 2.4
2007-10-19 22:11:31
rating 3.1
2013-09-18 18:07:40
11 votes, rating 5.8
Major Phobia
Oh Krikack is starting to develop a major phobia. He wakes up at night in a cold sweat, nightmares and he needs a night light now to go to bed.

His every dream is now of goblins gleefully laughing at him as they chunk bombs at him. Explosions surround him, the pain and agony. The fire and smoke and body parts flying all over the place.

It happend to the big lug AGAIN last night..Krikack taken out by a bomb on the opening turn....Another bomb lands right in his lap, he just stared at it, charmed by the burning fuse and the aroma of gunpowder burning and then KAABOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

SI-AV, the apoth crawls into the crater made in the pitch and patches him up for a SI-MNG. Krikack was laid out, spread eagle, black faced from the gun powder, his hair smouldering, his shoulder guard flew into row 8 and decapitated a fan and his new jock strap of lesser power burned to a chunck of scrap metal.

At this point Krikack is living in mortal fear of any goblin running around with a bomb.

He is going to either.

1)Go in rage mode. The way to confront your fear is to go beresek and blitz it with a PO.

or

2)Run for your freaking life. He sees a goblin with a bomb and he puts as much distance between himself and that goblin and hope someone else gets a bomb between the legs.

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Comments
Posted by CastleMan on 2013-09-18 18:47:56
A gobbo with a bomd killed Dr. Stein. DEATH TO ALL BOMB THROWIN GOBBOS.
Posted by Overhamsteren on 2013-09-18 20:30:38
Rumour has it that future Buccaneer opponents will now take to wearing special made black helmets with a fuse on top.
Posted by Chainsaw on 2013-09-18 20:51:03
Read the match report (I wrote a good one).

The link isn't just for show!
Posted by WhatBall on 2013-09-18 22:00:15
At least we know the real reason for coach PainState's staunch opposition to more Stunty teams in the FC. ;)

Great write-ups.
Posted by JackassRampant on 2013-09-18 23:34:01
Why does that stuff seem to only happen in wins?
Posted by Lorebass on 2013-09-19 02:20:13
learn a lesson here. fighting goblins isnt so good for the KriKack
Posted by Chainsaw on 2013-09-19 03:27:32
Could you clarify, Mr Rampant?