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The_Great_Gobbo
Last seen 2 days ago
Goblin
Experienced
Goblin
Record
40/38/625
Win Percentage
8%
Orc
Emerging Star
Orc
Record
13/2/14
Win Percentage
48%
Overall
[R]
Emerging Star
Overall
Record
53/40/638
Win Percentage
10%
Archive

2018

2018-01-05 12:15:30
rating 5.4

2017

2017-12-27 16:43:51
rating 5.5
2017-03-01 21:20:56
rating 6

2016

2016-12-12 17:33:50
rating 5.9
2016-12-08 21:04:33
rating 6
2016-12-07 21:09:17
rating 6
2016-12-06 17:59:32
rating 6
2016-10-06 08:51:41
rating 5.7
2016-04-20 19:06:50
rating 5.8
2016-01-18 08:46:18
rating 5.8

2015

2015-12-24 12:58:46
rating 5.4
2015-10-12 15:43:14
rating 6
2015-10-05 15:10:52
rating 6
2015-10-01 14:42:06
rating 6
2015-08-06 15:36:54
rating 5.7
2015-07-17 00:28:10
rating 5.8
2015-07-15 15:22:22
rating 6
2015-06-30 11:54:03
rating 5.9
2015-04-22 14:17:08
rating 5.6
2015-04-20 12:52:18
rating 5.6
2015-04-10 01:05:15
rating 5.5
2015-03-17 00:43:05
rating 5.7
2015-03-12 14:31:14
rating 6
2015-03-11 00:24:39
rating 5.8
2015-03-04 13:54:35
rating 6
2015-03-02 15:21:24
rating 5.3
2015-02-23 15:46:24
rating 6
2015-02-19 12:56:45
rating 6
2015-01-22 12:58:39
rating 5.6
2015-01-20 18:36:18
rating 6
2015-01-20 13:55:35
rating 5.7
2015-01-13 17:42:41
rating 6
2015-01-12 14:19:44
rating 5.6
2015-01-01 18:21:17
rating 6

2014

2014-12-31 10:04:22
rating 5.7
2014-12-30 10:59:38
rating 6
2014-12-23 09:56:24
rating 6
2014-12-10 14:26:16
rating 5.9
2014-12-09 19:10:26
rating 6
2014-12-01 09:22:30
rating 6
2014-11-29 11:30:56
rating 5.9
2014-11-26 18:07:55
rating 6
2014-11-09 22:35:16
rating 6
2014-11-07 12:26:08
rating 6
2014-11-06 11:55:47
rating 6
2014-11-03 13:49:56
rating 6
2014-10-28 21:49:57
rating 6
2014-10-28 19:50:01
rating 6
2014-10-24 11:36:26
rating 5.9
2014-10-23 11:43:20
rating 6
2014-10-21 01:42:26
rating 5.9
2014-10-19 22:19:28
rating 6
2014-10-17 23:39:15
rating 6
2014-10-13 23:48:20
rating 6
2014-10-01 15:24:43
rating 5.9
2014-09-26 17:01:02
rating 5.9
2014-09-25 20:40:17
rating 6
2014-09-23 14:10:11
rating 6
2014-09-16 15:35:31
rating 6
2014-09-16 00:15:22
rating 6
2014-09-11 16:16:54
rating 5.8
2014-09-02 14:32:28
16 votes, rating 6
KO! Magazine with The Great Gobbo on transfer deadline day
KO! Magazine - "So tell us Great Gobbo, did you manage to pull off any deals before the transfer window shut?"
The Great Gobbo - "Yer I pulled off a sweet deel wiv DFS"
KO! - "I've never heard of a team called DFS, where are they from?"
GG - "Sum where near Darley Dale I fink"
KO! - "And what did you get?"
GG - "Intrest free credit fer four years!!"
KO! - "Yes, but on what? A troll, a secret weapon, what?"
GG - "A new levvur chair fer me office"
KO! - "A what?"
GG - "It wuz ment ter be free billion quid, but cuz it wuz in der one an only sale evva I got em down ter fifty quid"
KO! - "DFS is a furniture store isn't it..."
GG - "Well I ent gunna go ter a pet shop fer a chair again am I yer muppet"
KO! - "Again?"
GG - "Long story, n e way Nige ruined me last chair when she drooled on it an it dizzolved so I ad ter get annuvva"
KO! - "But your fans would have been hoping for you to sign some new players"
GG - "An ow wud I av dun dat wivout a chair ter sit on? 'Oh yes Mr Oberwald, cum in. Dunt mind me sat on der floor wilst we finalize yer contract wiv uz'. Twat"
KO! - "So rather than spend transfer deadline day signing new players for the team, you went furniture shopping? This is outrageous! The fans won't stand for this when they find out!"
GG - "An ooz gunna tell em?"
KO! - "Oh, er, ... , well definitely not me, you can put the knife away, I promise not to breathe a word of this"
GG - " Datz rite mush, now bugga off outta me office I wantz ter test me new chair out. 'Hey gurlz, wotz green an ard an not a cucumber?'"
KO! - "definitely time to leave!"
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Comments
Posted by SerenadeOfSorrow on 2014-09-02 14:52:53
pure insane genius
Posted by Badoek on 2014-09-02 15:15:14
still a cucumber?
Posted by DrPoods on 2014-09-02 15:23:00
Asparagus?
Posted by Badoek on 2014-09-02 15:29:33
WD drive?
Posted by MonstersOfTheMidlands on 2014-09-02 18:04:44
Snooker Table?
Posted by roante on 2014-09-02 20:38:34
A frozen orc!
Posted by Nightbird on 2014-09-02 21:44:53
oH dEAR!
mE pHINKS mE nOWS bUT dAAR nOT sAY.
Posted by gamelsetlmatch on 2014-09-03 19:04:36
Mini Dill