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The_Great_Gobbo
Last seen 12 weeks ago
Goblin
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Goblin
Record
41/39/645
Win Percentage
8%
Orc
Emerging Star
Orc
Record
13/3/17
Win Percentage
44%
Overall
[R]
Veteran
Overall
Record
54/42/661
Win Percentage
10%
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2014-10-13 23:48:20
21 votes, rating 6
They've only gun an wun anuvva!
Der Green Tide 3-2 Le Duche Lashaat

13/10/14 @ The Badlands Community Swamp

Commentary with your regular host, Boggle Lillylion.

"Ello folkz, nice day ere in der swamp an itz brought out der fanz, 12,000 of em fer der Tide an 15,000 fer der obbitz. Der atmosphere iz quite ostile an alreddy a number ov fanz av left der staydeeum, face down in der swamp. Der Tide av wun der toss, kept der koin an decided ter kikk".

"WHAMMY! An it seemz like der playaz av picked up on der violence in der standz az alflin Sid Rond az really urt Furtive Ratface oo iz mekkin iz debut fer der Tide turday. Rond iz klaimin it wuz a divin tackle but it looked moar like a klovesline ter me, an tew der Great Gobbo oo iz goin mental in der dugout! Doc Eadcase iz chekkin im out an it dunt look gud fer Ratface az Eadcase iz getting out iz medical sakk. Yeah, eez ded, iz ead fallin off gave it away".

"Der game iz bakk unda way an dere goes alflin Sat Embouch Unkouainh fer der end zone, NO! EEZ TRIPPED AN DER BALL IZ LOOSE! Fazza Yellaeye dodgez wun tackle, too, pikkz up der ball an lookz up ter see Fuggle Dripnose oo iz wide open on der alfway line. Iz arm kumz bakk fer der frow......FUMBLE! John Duff blokkkz Murkle Swampswimma an ee lookz like ee az bin badly urt. Meenwile Mangay Cayton runz in, grabz der ball an andz it off ter Jetro Mangay. OI REF! In bakplay Duff kikkz Wazza Ogreface in der mush an lookz like ee az broken iz jaw! Der ref kumz ovva, dey az wurdz, money changez andz an we play on! Mangay strollz in fer der tuchdurn an der krowd iz furyuz! YES, A RIOT AZ BROKKEN OUT! We kud be ere a wile fanz az it az kicked off big time, BUT WOTZ DIZ?? Itz Ole Cleetuz, der resident alfa male gater o der swamp an unuffishal mascot of der Tide! Well dere will be a few empty seetz on der Lashnaat supporterz kartz tonite, seemz alflinz iz qwite tasty! Der klokk azkept on goin so Nasty Eyepokka getz on wiv it an passes der ball ter Greeda Stinkbreath oo iz off down der sideline. Treeman Roger Le Chataigneux frowz out a branch an katchez Zekni Shinkikka in der eye, an I fink itz seryuz, but dat wunt stop Stinkbreath oo jogz in untuched fer iz furtyeff tuchdurn, an datz alf time".

"Le Duche Lashaat kikk off der sekkund alf an Grotnik Ratsmasha andz ovva der ball ter Eyepokka oo triez ter pazz it ter Stinkbreath BUT ITZ A FUMBLE! Stinkbreath reaktz qwikest tho, nipz in an pikkz up der ball frum unda der feet of Mangay Cayton an eadz fer der endzone! Cayton an Jem Lebiair sprint bak ter tackle Stinkbreath, BUT EE DODGEZ DER TAKKLE AN SKORES IZ SEKUND TUCHDURN! Dat skore tekz im ter joint sekund on der all time gobo skorin list along wiv Contorshonist Keef of der Gitzzzzz an Grimgit der Squigherder frum Cult of the Black Squig on 31"!

"No time ter celebrate yet az Zara der Slaya smashes Dripnose an badly urtz im. Jean Guy Le Haut runz in ter blitz Gnish Quickfoot, but ee pullz up an dat sounded like iz groin goin BANG! Grim Toejam spotz Rond on der floor an STOMP! Well datz justice fer Rond killin Ratface in der furst alf az iz ead popped like a big zit wen Toejam stomped on it but ere kumz der ref.....AN ERE KUMZ CLEETUZ! Well I ent sin a ref move dat fast since der dayz o Engel von Exterminater! Der game kontinyewz an Chataigneux frowz Caybon oo iz karryin der ball, ee nailz der landin, DODGEZ PAST YAKKA FLEMFROAT AN IN FER DER TUCHDURN, AN WE IZ TIED AT TOO TOO!"

"Not much time left so der Tide line up in dere fingaz foor formashun. Eyepokka rollz outta der pokkett an frowz a long bomb ter Stinkbreath oo az bin left unmarked but eez missed it....NO!STINKBREATH MEKKZ AN AMAZIN DIVIN KATCH AN SKOREZ DER WINNA FER IZ AT TRIKK!!! EE iz now chasin der all time gobo skorin record of Goblin-Biter Longblub o der Bitz Of Green oo az der rekkord wiv 50!"

"Wot a game, an wot a playa Stinkbreath iz! ROLL TIDE!!"
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Comments
Posted by Chainsaw on 2014-10-14 00:15:48
Noooooo!!!!!!!

Furtive Ratface died. And I thought that goblin flogging his shirts at a discount was just trying to clear his stock so he could move in with his ogre girlfriend. He lied to me! Now I have a family set of Furtive Ratface shirts and an empty pocket.
Posted by mrt1212 on 2014-10-14 00:19:11
Chainsaw, donate them to Save the Skinks - they'll never know who or what a Furtive Ratface is but they'll appreciate the shirts.
Posted by IndiJuno on 2014-10-14 00:37:41
OOoh we be lookin' for a new gobbo, (ever since Babsqueek got his teeth smashed out)take a look at dez ladz boyz? How much for stinkbreff or toejam?
Posted by The_Great_Gobbo on 2014-10-14 01:17:42
Jus enjoy der qwality merchandise an rememba: NO REFUNDZ!

I do now av a commemorative Furtive Ratface set o platez yer kan buy frum der klub merchandice kart. Den cheep to yew mate, make uz an offa!
Posted by grant85 on 2014-10-14 02:31:23
grats-grats-grats
Posted by Hayati on 2014-10-14 14:15:32
Woo! Well done pal!
Posted by SerenadeOfSorrow on 2014-10-14 18:12:30
grats ...reading it gave me a headache but its always a laugh...goblin power
Posted by liquidorange on 2014-10-14 18:32:30
Long live the Great Gobbo!
Posted by the_Sage on 2014-10-15 00:42:16
I don't know what's worse, all line-goblin or TV 1920 goblins. =D
Well done, gobbo!
Posted by Jopotzuki on 2014-10-15 13:14:42
Gratz!