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The_Great_Gobbo
Last seen 15 hours ago
Goblin
Experienced
Goblin
Record
41/39/645
Win Percentage
8%
Orc
Emerging Star
Orc
Record
13/3/17
Win Percentage
44%
Overall
[R]
Veteran
Overall
Record
54/42/661
Win Percentage
10%
Archive

2018

2018-01-05 12:15:30
rating 5.4

2017

2017-12-27 16:43:51
rating 5.5
2017-03-01 21:20:56
rating 6

2016

2016-12-12 17:33:50
rating 5.9
2016-12-08 21:04:33
rating 6
2016-12-07 21:09:17
rating 6
2016-12-06 17:59:32
rating 6
2016-10-06 08:51:41
rating 5.7
2016-04-20 19:06:50
rating 5.8
2016-01-18 08:46:18
rating 5.8

2015

2015-12-24 12:58:46
rating 5.4
2015-10-12 15:43:14
rating 6
2015-10-05 15:10:52
rating 6
2015-10-01 14:42:06
rating 6
2015-08-06 15:36:54
rating 5.7
2015-07-17 00:28:10
rating 5.8
2015-07-15 15:22:22
rating 6
2015-06-30 11:54:03
rating 5.9
2015-04-22 14:17:08
rating 5.6
2015-04-20 12:52:18
rating 5.6
2015-04-10 01:05:15
rating 5.5
2015-03-17 00:43:05
rating 5.7
2015-03-12 14:31:14
rating 6
2015-03-11 00:24:39
rating 5.8
2015-03-04 13:54:35
rating 6
2015-03-02 15:21:24
rating 5.3
2015-02-23 15:46:24
rating 6
2015-02-19 12:56:45
rating 6
2015-01-22 12:58:39
rating 5.6
2015-01-20 18:36:18
rating 6
2015-01-20 13:55:35
rating 5.7
2015-01-13 17:42:41
rating 6
2015-01-12 14:19:44
rating 5.6
2015-01-01 18:21:17
rating 6

2014

2014-12-31 10:04:22
rating 5.7
2014-12-30 10:59:38
rating 6
2014-12-23 09:56:24
rating 6
2014-12-10 14:26:16
rating 5.9
2014-12-09 19:10:26
rating 6
2014-12-01 09:22:30
rating 6
2014-11-29 11:30:56
rating 5.9
2014-11-26 18:07:55
rating 6
2014-11-09 22:35:16
rating 6
2014-11-07 12:26:08
rating 6
2014-11-06 11:55:47
rating 6
2014-11-03 13:49:56
rating 6
2014-10-28 21:49:57
rating 6
2014-10-28 19:50:01
rating 6
2014-10-24 11:36:26
rating 5.9
2014-10-23 11:43:20
rating 6
2014-10-21 01:42:26
rating 5.9
2014-10-19 22:19:28
rating 6
2014-10-17 23:39:15
rating 6
2014-10-13 23:48:20
rating 6
2014-10-01 15:24:43
rating 5.9
2014-09-26 17:01:02
rating 5.9
2014-09-25 20:40:17
rating 6
2014-09-23 14:10:11
rating 6
2014-09-16 15:35:31
rating 6
2014-09-16 00:15:22
rating 6
2014-09-11 16:16:54
rating 5.8
2015-01-20 13:55:35
15 votes, rating 5.7
Der Great Gobbo's Badge Kollekshun
Greetinz. Below iz a list o all der badgez I rekonz I kan kollekt an wen I achieve a badge I will linky it ter der relevant fing so yew kan av a look fer yerself. Az I karnt be arsed ter go frew der istory bookz I iz gunna start dis frum 01/01/15 az a challenge fer meself an der ladz. Enjoy.

Games

Easy! Easy! - Has won a game 5-0.
Good/Great/Superb/WOW - Has won 100/200/500/1000 games.
Reverse Picker - Has won a game playing up 390TV.
Better than Average - Have a 75% win loss record.

Opponents

Giant killer - Has beaten a player with 180cr.
Revenge - Beat a player with a 5/0/0 or better VS record.
Bow to the Master - Has beaten an Admin.
Now I am the Master - Beat the first active person who beat you 5 times. Der furst person ter do diz woz Zed wiv iz stoopid Left My Heart In San Fransico teem so be afraid yer fat obit!
My Bunny is… - Have a 10/0/0 record vs someone.

Bashing

Multiblocker - Has killed two people with a single multiblock.
Equal Opportunity - Has killed one of every race.
Slaughterer - Has killed one of every position – complete grid.
Supernova - Has killed a star player.
Der Green Tide prowdly killed Dolfar Longstride on 10/02/15 whilst ee woz playin fer Sooner or Later All go Splat in dis game
Big Bang - Has killed every star.
Early Retirement - Has killed a legend.
Unnecessary Violence - Has killed a player by fouling turn 16.
Suicide Squad - Kill yourself and your opponent by a both down.
Showboating - Injure every opponent player.
Carnage - Kill 5 players in a match.

Passing & Intercepting

Kack Handed Genius - Complete an AG1/2 Longbomb.
Brown Bounce - Score with a bounce pass.
Now You See It - Score with a Dump Off.
12th Man - Pass into the crowd then score on the same turn.
Plucking Hell - Intercept needing a 10 or more.
Not Again - Intercept three times in one game.
We can all QB - Get completions with 6 players in a match.
Greatest of Ease - Intercept then pass for a TD without moving.
He’s at the 20 the 10….TD - Score with the ball in your own end zone.
I Didn’t See It - Passblock to intercept twice in one match.
Snow Joke – Get 5 completions in a Blizzard.

Fouling

Relentless - Foul on all 16 turns.
Self control - Get the ref on turn 1 with 2+ Dp then don’t foul.
REF!! - Have 5 players sent off in the match.
I’ll Show You How - Foul every turn with the highest spp player left.
Paul Hicks - Average 12 fouls a game for 20 games.
FIFA – Bribe the Ref 5 times in a match.
Rage Quit – Foul 20 teams into retirement.

Clever Plays

Pushed On - Score 1 turn TD with an MA 6 player (no blitz).
Complex - Score with 2 dodge, 2 block, a pass and hand off.
Torn Apart - Surf 4 players in one turn.
Less than One Turn - Score on a blitz kick off result.
Dodgy Play - Score needing to make 8 or more dodges.

Player awards – Single Player must get in a Single Match

Larsson - Get a Larsson (cas, comp, int, td).
Perfect Larsson - Get a perfect Larsson (as above with MVP).
Frenzy - Cause 5 cas in one match.
Quarterback - Make 5 completions in one match.
One Turning Scum - Score 5 TD in one match.

Player awards – Lifetime

Back Story - Have a bio for a player of more than 1000 words.
I Cannot Die - Get a player with -ma, -st, -ag, -av, n or worse!!
Superhuman - Get a player with +ma, +st, +ag, +av.
Passer - Have a player with 100 completions.
Basher - Have a player with 100 casualties.
. Achieved by Grog Fizznekka on 17/02/15 in dis game against British Irish Lions
Finisher - Have a player with 100 TDs.
Interceptor - Have a player with 25 interceptions.
All Rounder - Have a player with 25cp, 25 cas, 25td, and 5 int.
My Knee – Have a player with 5 niggles.

Team awards – Single Match

Teamwork - Every member of the squad gains at least 1spp.
Off the Gas - Be cleared from the pitch but still win.
Shared Around - Score with 5 different players.
Come Back Kings - Win from 2 behind at half time.
Skilled Up - 5 or more players gain skill rolls.
That Boy’s got Talent – Skill and hire two journeymen in a game.

Team awards – Lifetime

Galacticos - Have 5 active legends in a single team.
Tenacious - Recover the team from 6 or less players.
Long Lived/Legends - Play 500/1000 games with one team.
Rich - Have a treasury of 500,000gp (Not through handicaps).
Achieved by Der Green Tide on 22/04/15
Hard - Have a TV of more than 3000.
Bashy - Team cas of more than 1000.
Passy - Team completions of more than 1000.
Scory - Team TDs of more than 1000.
Intercepting Kings - Team Ints of more than 200.
Fandabydosie - Have a team with 18ff.

Fumbbl Fun

Always a Prat – Have a 5.9 Rated Blog.
Achieved 20/01/15 wiv dis very blog!
Poll Pot – Have 300 coaches answer your poll.
Published – Have an article in the GLN.
This could be fun – Start a league.
Stunted Development – Play 100 Stunty Games.
They love me, they really love me - Get 50 Buddies.
Reporter – Comment on 50 games.

Smack Talk – Make your boast in public!!

I Choose You - Nominate a player then kill him in the match.
Achieved wen Skumble Fizznekka of Deff Frum Abuvv performed iz trademark move, 'Der Skumble Stumble', onter a likkle alflin git oo woz playin fer Left My Heart In San Francisco in dis game on 12/01/15.
Fixed MVP - State exactly who will score your hat-trick.
One handed - State you will win 3-0 with no cas against.
Its Mah Ball - State you will clear the pitch.

Lucky Git

1/36 - Pow a blodger with the ball, -2db no tackle.
666 - Make a play to score needing three 6’s.
Numerical Advantage - Cas 5 players at a kick off.
My Fans!! - 5+ opponents stunned on pitch invasion yours=0.
Achieved by Der Green Tide Dark Side in this game against Hubba Bubbalicious on 01/01/15
Favourable Bounce - Ball bounces off 3 opposing players onto yours.
Untouchable - Player blocked with 10 dice without falling (1tn).
Rolling on Up - Play through the game without needing a reroll. (no concessions).
My Ref - Ref ignores 8 consecutive fouls.
Magical Mastery - remove five or more players with one fireball.

Unlucky Bastard

Gone Tripping - Fail a GFI to score twice in the same match.
Achieved by Der Green Tide on 10/02/15 in dis game against Galatic Empire on 10/02/15
Nothing I Can Do - Roll 10 1s or skulls in a row.
… - Roll 6 skulls on a single block.
That’s got to hurt - Have a 100sp+ player killed by a rock.
GET UP!! - Fail 6+ KO rolls in one go.
Saw Bonehead - 3 consecutive apothecary results get you worse injuries.
Fractured - Fail 6 consecutive regens.
NOOOO!! - Kill an AG 5+ player on a failed dodge.
Wilting – Have 6 players refuse to play because of the heat.

Crazy Skills

Big but Graceful - Leap Blitz with a Big Guy for a cas.
So Uneccessary - 5+ players on a non Slann team with Diving Catch.
Popularity Contest – Have 3 players with Fan Favourite.
WWF – Have 5 players on your team with wrestle.
Boing Boing – Have 3 players with AG2 and Leap.
Follow the Leader – Have 5 players with Shadowing.

TTM

Full Belly - Has eaten 10 goblins.
Perfect Fling - Has scored by a TTM directly into the end zone.
Sniper - Has killed a player with a thrown team-mate.
Greet the Fans - Has thrown a team-mate into the crowd.
Bug Your Opponent - Score 3 TTMs in one match.
Achieved by Deff Frum Abuvv in this game against Unseen Circumstances on 12/02/15

Very Hard – Your opponent must play normally

Lone Ranger - Has scored with one player on the pitch.
Major Upset - Has won a major tournament.
Non Contact - Win a game with only you not blocking.
Stuck in the Mud - Win a game making no dodge rolls.
Piggy in the Middle - Win a game passing every turn you have the ball.
Blast em - Kill two players with a single wizard.
Right the First Time - Win 5 consecutive games with no rerolls.
Knocked Down - Win without standing any players up.
Closed Shop - 25 games with a team buying no extra players.
Bland is Best - Get a 2000tv team using only linemen.

Impossible

Divorce worthy - Play 5000 games with one team.
True Legend - Have an active player with 1000spp.

Goblin

REALLY stupid - Fail all boneheads for 3 consecutive turns.
Gobbled Up - Have 2 gobbos eaten in one game.
Carnage – Kill three players with secret weapons in a match.
Small but Deadly - Cause 50 cas with a gobbo.
Grab It - Have 5 players with Diving Tackle.
Achieved on 19/01/15 by Der Green Tide

Halfling

Oi Dats My Leg - Make 5 consecutive stunty dodges.
Achieved on 20/01/15 by Grinnka Elfata in turn 7 o der furst alf in dis game against der Dirty Cranberries
Dirty Beggers - Have a team with 5 or more DP.

Chaos Pact

The Balls too small – TTM twice in consecutive turns to score.
Deadly Midget – Cause 25 cas with a goblin.

Underworld

Underhand tactics – Have 5 players with sneaky git.
Achieved on 25/02/15 by Der Green Tide Dark Side
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Comments
Posted by Jeffro on 2015-01-20 14:46:28
ROLL TIDE.
Posted by Zed on 2015-01-20 16:14:09
All doable except one -)
Posted by Harad on 2015-01-20 16:47:58
I love some of these though 'Have a player with 25 interceptions' when the record on the site is 22 :)
Nice for people to be aiming high.
Posted by Nightbird on 2015-01-20 21:22:44
Yeah & I'm pretty sure that record of Leenas, for INT's, is sketchy at best. In any case, goto gobbo!
Posted by albinv on 2015-01-21 15:23:12
\o/