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2023

2023-12-09 13:15:29
rating 5
2023-07-14 11:39:16
rating 5.4
2023-07-03 14:34:20
rating 6

2022

2022-10-12 17:17:39
rating 5
2022-10-11 12:59:18
rating 6

2021

2021-09-07 12:21:33
rating 5.4

2020

2020-05-08 11:52:23
rating 6
2020-04-24 14:33:57
rating 5.5
2020-04-18 14:56:01
rating 5.9
2020-03-26 17:11:33
rating 5.8
2020-03-26 01:47:40
rating 5.5

2018

2018-01-05 12:15:30
rating 5.4

2017

2017-12-27 16:43:51
rating 5.5
2017-03-01 21:20:56
rating 6

2016

2016-12-12 17:33:50
rating 5.9
2016-12-08 21:04:33
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2016-12-07 21:09:17
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2016-12-06 17:59:32
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2016-10-06 08:51:41
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2016-04-20 19:06:50
rating 5.8
2016-01-18 08:46:18
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2015

2015-12-24 12:58:46
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2015-10-12 15:43:14
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2015-10-05 15:10:52
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2015-10-01 14:42:06
rating 6
2015-08-06 15:36:54
rating 5.7
2015-07-17 00:28:10
rating 5.8
2015-07-15 15:22:22
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2015-06-30 11:54:03
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2015-04-22 14:17:08
rating 5.6
2015-04-20 12:52:18
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2015-04-10 01:05:15
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2015-03-17 00:43:05
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2015-03-12 14:31:14
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2015-03-11 00:24:39
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2015-03-04 13:54:35
rating 6
2015-03-02 15:21:24
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2015-02-23 15:46:24
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2015-02-19 12:56:45
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2015-01-22 12:58:39
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2015-01-20 13:55:35
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2015-01-13 17:42:41
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2015-01-12 14:19:44
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2015-01-01 18:21:17
rating 6

2014

2014-12-31 10:04:22
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2014-12-30 10:59:38
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2014-12-23 09:56:24
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2014-12-10 14:26:16
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2014-12-09 19:10:26
rating 6
2014-12-01 09:22:30
rating 6
2014-11-29 11:30:56
rating 5.9
2014-11-26 18:07:55
rating 6
2014-11-09 22:35:16
rating 6
2014-11-07 12:26:08
rating 6
2014-11-06 11:55:47
rating 6
2014-11-03 13:49:56
rating 6
2014-10-28 21:49:57
rating 6
2014-10-28 19:50:01
rating 6
2014-10-24 11:36:26
rating 5.9
2014-10-23 11:43:20
rating 6
2014-10-21 01:42:26
rating 5.9
2014-10-19 22:19:28
rating 6
2014-10-17 23:39:15
rating 6
2014-10-13 23:48:20
rating 6
2014-10-01 15:24:43
rating 5.9
2014-09-26 17:01:02
rating 5.9
2014-09-25 20:40:17
rating 6
2014-09-23 14:10:11
rating 6
2014-09-16 15:35:31
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2014-09-16 00:15:22
rating 6
2014-09-11 16:16:54
rating 5.8
2015-03-11 15:22:49
7 votes, rating 6
A Nawty-Kul Tail Wiv Deff Frum Abuvv Part 1
The Great Gobbo and Frugglrikk Forest are having a meeting in the Great Gobbos cave.

The Great Gobbo: "Rite den, az yew no I az ter bugga off ter der Moot fer a bit wiv dis Big Gob fingy, yew sure yew iz gunna be ok?"
Frugglrikk Forest: "Yeh boss, no worries"
GG: "Gud, koz dis iz der furst time I az entered Deff Frum Abuvv inter a tawnyment so doant bugga it up! Rite, wun last time, wotcha gotta do?"
FF: "I az ter go see Honest John an pikk up der supplys an der bowt fer der jurney. Wunce we iz sailin I follow der instrukshuns on dis invitashun yew nicked frum dat Orcs post box an it shud tek uz ter der Ulfydan Dark Kwalifiers."
GG: "OK den, gud. Look I az ter go so any trubble sort it owt yerself, an mek sure yew bring Nige bak a pressie."
FF: "Will do boss."

The next day bright and early (for gobbos anyway, it's nearly two o'clock in the afternoon) Deff Frum Abuvv assemble at the docks.

FF: "Iz everywun ere? Gud. Now befoar we.......wot der ell iz yew wearin?!!!"

Everyone turns around to look at the back of the group where Denniz Oppa is wearing a pair of neon pink speedos so tight that the term budgie smugglers does a dis-service to an old and noble trade in exotic avian pets and should be called budgie compactors, a pair of shades and a knotted hanky, with bogeys still attached, on his head.

Denniz Oppa: "Yew sed we woz goin on oliday, so I put on me oliday kloves."
FF: "We ent goin on oliday, we iz goin ter play in a tawnyment!"

A collective 'ahh' comes from the group.

FF: "Yew av all packed yer kit?"

There is a general shuffling and looking at feet. Someone drops a yellow bucket with a picture of a seahorse on it.

FF: "Rite bak ome an re-pak, we ent goin on oliday we iz gowin ter play Blud Bowl!"

To be continued.....
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Posted by Badoek on 2015-03-12 09:43:07
I'm sure they'll rock! (OK maybe not but let's see about that first round eh?)