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The_Great_Gobbo
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44%
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54/42/661
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10%
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2016-02-16 18:59:35
28 votes, rating 5.4
2nd member of Der Green Tide makes it to legend
Joyous tidings from Der Green Tide HQ as the second member of the team has ascended to legendhood, and only 6th gobbo lineman ever! This special report by KO! Magazine.

When Der Green Tide came into existence no-one expected them to do anything except stain the carpet and steal all the complementary pens from Fumbbl HQ. However this team of nothing but Goblin linemen has once again produced another legend. Following in the footsteps of Greeda Stinkbreath, may we present Rish Earchewwa the latest legend off the conveyor belt of talent that is Der Green Tide.

Rish's career started out as a blocker, and with 3 cas early on in his career it seemed to be the right way to go. However opponents soon got tired of this annoying little green git taking out proper players and Rish became a marked man and this is what made him. Survival dictated he got faster and had a decent side step in his locker and he did (as well as half a turnip, a huge collection of Halfling porn and a squidgy black thing that may once have been food but later escaped and managed three games for a local snotling team).

But as many a Goblin will tell you, there is no point in getting open if you haven't got anybody to chuck you the ball and Rish is fortunate to be playing along the greatest goblin passer of all time Masha Bigfist. In fact some commentators have speculated that this could be the greatest Goblin passing/receiving duo of all time and the fact this has happened on a Goblin lineman only team makes their feats even more impressive. Other commentators say who gives a monkeys about some stupid Gobbos, can we concentrate on the real teams please and where is my stylist.

Anyway the truth is that Rish is now a member of an elite group of players and a part of Green Tide history, but his story is still not finished. How much father can he go? What other records will he break? What the hell was that thing in his locker?

ROLL TIDE !!!
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Comments
Posted by eldritchfox on 2016-02-16 19:03:14
ROLL TIDE!!!!!
Posted by jdmickleburgh on 2016-02-16 19:11:52
GREEN PRIDE!!!!!
Posted by Rbthma on 2016-02-16 20:05:10
COMPLEMENTARY PENS!!!!
Posted by RedPuma on 2016-02-16 20:10:27
GOBBOZ RULE!!!!!
Posted by PainState on 2016-02-16 20:11:10
Now we know who took all our damn pens!!!!!

-Greta, head secretary and office supply manager, FUMBBL HQ.
Posted by PainState on 2016-02-16 20:15:14
Classic, KO magazine overlooks this little know fact. The match this event happened in, the Tide lost 8 to freaking 0.

Posted by PainState on 2016-02-16 20:17:35
Then, Dollhouse, who played the Tide raked up 49 SPP and ascended 2 players to legend, the water boy went up to super star and the guy who cleans the jock straps finally got over the 6 SPP threshold.

As you can see, so many other more juicy story lines in this game.

:}
Posted by The_Great_Gobbo on 2016-02-16 21:02:46
Yeh, but ee kan rite iz own blog, I hired dese ladz frum KO! ter give uz gud publicity not ter tell der truff...
Posted by harvestmouse on 2016-02-16 21:09:36
Congratulations, nice legend!
Posted by Jeffro on 2016-02-16 21:33:46
ROLL tide!!!
Posted by Merrick_ABAO on 2016-02-16 23:20:33
Rated 6.

ROLL TIDE \o/