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Throweck
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11 votes, rating 4
Nuffle
Played in my first GLT match last night and got destroyed. Great fun it was!!

My opposing player remarked that I had not sacrificed enough for Nuffle. This had me thinking...

How many people have actually prayed to Nuffle? I am going to after that match (maybe?!). I am still a bit of newbie although I do know the basics of the game.

So be honest fumbbl coaches...I need to know that I am not on my own!! How many of you have or do pray to Nuffle? What divine experiences have you had?
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Comments
Posted by harvestmouse on 2013-05-10 14:33:14
My opinion of Nuffle, is like any other god. If I was a betting man, I would say they don't exist. However I have nothing to gain and plenty to lose (if I am wrong) by saying that.

So I'm always very polite in my thoughts about any god, be it Nuffle or another relgion.
Posted by Deniz87 on 2013-05-10 14:59:40
I HATE Nuffle :D
Posted by Jeffro on 2013-05-10 15:35:08
*edit* Nuffle is a POOP-EATING smelly, skunk-raper.
Posted by PaddyMick on 2013-05-10 15:48:34
Ways to appease Nuffle:

Play ogres a lot
Never moan about luck
Needlessly go for it in a blizzard
Posted by DustBunny on 2013-05-10 16:15:47
Prayer isn't as important as good old fashioned blood sacrifice.
And I don't mean pixel blood.

Seriously, have you got a large number of homeless people nearby?
Posted by Throweck on 2013-05-10 16:28:02
Thanks for the comments. So if I was to build a shrine what would I put on it?
Posted by maysrill on 2013-05-10 16:37:35
Take a stump or a log that will stand with a flat, cut end up. Place a CD (X-box or PC) copy of the Cyanide game on it and stab it to the stump with a kitchen knife. Around the perimeter of the stump, array a properly painted team of BB minis.

For a proper service, wear a collared shirt and tuck a passing ruler under the collar (e.g. priestly vestments). You will need to trim the ruler down, but that's fine because Nuffle is displeased by Long Bombs anyway.
Posted by Hitonagashi on 2013-05-10 17:24:08
Harvestmouse: http://wiki.lspace.org/mediawiki/index.php/Ventre
Posted by PaddyMick on 2013-05-10 17:25:32
lol maysrill
Posted by Nelphine on 2013-05-10 19:12:46
I start every game with a quick devotion to Nuffle, as any who have played me can attest.
Posted by Roland on 2013-05-10 20:39:39
sacrifice dice,
with hammer
Posted by Badoek on 2013-05-10 20:55:26
perhaps we should request a special shrine screen before every game where you can select what kind, if any, prayer or sacrifice you want to make.

a)x amount of petty cash
b)a moment of silence
c)maysrill's proper service, webcam mandatory so everybody can watch.
d)x amount of real money in donation to FUMBBL (because obviously FUMBBL is run by Nuffle's avatar/puppet)
e)sacrifice one of your linemen
f)sacrifice one of your positionals
g)random sacrifice of a player on your team
h)sacrifice your apo and/or assistant coaches and/or cheerleaders
Posted by Balle2000 on 2013-05-11 06:34:03
I'd welcome the option to sacrifice the apo with open arms.