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Tymless
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Shambling Undead
Star
Shambling Undead
Record
372/187/322
Win Percentage
53%
Orc
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Orc
Record
232/113/213
Win Percentage
52%
Overall
[R]
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Overall
Record
1439/604/1099
Win Percentage
55%
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2008-01-25 06:16:11
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2014-06-28 05:37:18
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Humor
It's been years since I posted something for humor sake. After I had deleted a bunch of humor blogs so I would have more room. Then suddenly it changed and you could have all you want. But I would suggest if you haven't read my previous blogs you should just to give your self a smile.


But here's some humor.

A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years.
He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed.
He ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife,
“Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!”

She responds: “He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.”
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Posted by BillBrasky on 2014-06-28 21:16:28
Moar Jokes!
Posted by duruk on 2014-06-29 04:06:10
a man died and went straight to hell, where -to his surprise- was full of half naked and beautiful women, playing games, teasingly feeding each other grapes, dancing around seductively and brushing each others' hair... wondering whether hell may not be as bad as he always thought, the man approached the only figure of authority he could see; a huge and muscly red devil that seemed to expect the man to consult him...
"excuse me" the man said, "I was supposed to be sent to hell to complete my punishment, but this place.. it does not seem that awful.. not that I'm complaining but I just wanted to make sure I came to the right place..."

"oh this is hell" grinned the devil... "I believe you are confused by all these sexy women around... you see, they all are lesbians... and I am gay"