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Tymless
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Shambling Undead
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Shambling Undead
Record
372/187/322
Win Percentage
53%
Orc
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Orc
Record
232/113/213
Win Percentage
52%
Overall
[R]
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Overall
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1439/604/1099
Win Percentage
55%
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2019

2019-11-06 22:59:54
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2014

2014-12-12 20:59:57
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2014-09-26 18:27:29
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2014-06-28 05:37:18
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2010

2010-02-09 21:53:57
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2009

2009-12-22 19:32:28
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2009-12-04 22:20:17
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2009-12-01 18:32:19
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2009-11-19 19:24:46
rating 4.7
2009-11-18 19:15:00
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2009-11-02 17:29:27
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2009-10-28 16:53:12
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2008

2008-01-25 06:16:11
rating 4.6
2009-11-18 19:15:00
36 votes, rating 4.9
Timing
(still attempting humor)

Dating in Arkansas

A Arkansas State Trooper was patrolling late at night off the main highway.

He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing.

He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look.

Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine.

He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails.

Puzzled by this surprising situation, the trooper walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window.

The young man lowers his window.

'Uh, yes, Officer?'

The trooper asks: 'What are you doing?'

The young man says: 'Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine...

Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the trooper says:

'And her, what is she doing?'

The young man shrugs: 'Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails.'

Now, the trooper is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in a lover's lane ... and nothing obscene is happening!

The trooper asks: 'What's your age, young man?'

The young man says: 'I'm 22, sir.'

The trooper asks: 'And her .... what's her age?'

The young man looks at his watch and replies:

'She'll be 18 in 11 minutes..'
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Posted by DonTomaso on 2009-11-19 23:36:59
If she was swedish she'd been legal for almost three years....