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Tymless
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Shambling Undead
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Shambling Undead
Record
372/187/322
Win Percentage
53%
Orc
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Orc
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232/113/213
Win Percentage
52%
Overall
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Overall
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1439/604/1099
Win Percentage
55%
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2008-01-25 06:16:11
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2009-12-22 19:32:28
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1 day of Employment
(more humor)
My 1 day employment ...

So after landing my new job as a
Wal-Mart greeter,
a good find for many retirees,
I lasted less than a day......

About two hours into my first day on the job
a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman
walked into the store with her two kids, Yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly,
'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there.. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

So I replied,
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,
I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't
cut out for this line of work.
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Comments
Posted by Jeffro on 2009-12-22 19:38:30
NICE! Just in time for the holidays, too... I love it!
Posted by blader4411 on 2009-12-22 19:42:16
HAHAHAHAHAHA! xD
You just made my day :)
Posted by grant85 on 2009-12-22 20:42:48
heh heh heh heh heh
nice!
Posted by Sionis on 2009-12-22 21:23:50
\o/
Posted by Kryten on 2009-12-22 23:01:00
yes! :D
Posted by Cavetroll on 2010-01-04 21:42:51
\o/