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2015-05-13 14:11:57
8 votes, rating 5.4
Mantra of longevity for linerats
The mantra of longevity for linerats
1. Avoid the LOS. (Get MNG, or even niggle if everybody else fails)
2. Choose an opponent without Mighty Blow, and without Piling on. Declare enmity on that, persuade your coach that you mark him, and you deal with it. Then survive the blow, and stay down. Fake a stun if needed.
3. Hiding behind the gutters! (Note, that this is a low tactic even by skaven standards!)
4. Persuade your coach that you are special, and needs special attention.
5. Bribe the apo if you succeeded at point No4 so it works on you.

Inspired by:
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Posted by Leilond on 2015-05-13 14:27:43
6. Be a kicker and stay in the reserve when attacking, because your skill ins't needed
7. Being a kicker, persuade your coach that your skill is more usefull than block, dodge, mighty blow, side step and all other stuff out there and thus must be protected more than everything else in the team
Posted by bghandras on 2015-05-13 14:34:22
Haha, those 2 are also good.
Posted by Leilond on 2015-05-13 14:42:38
eheheh... I joke... but I ensure you that sometimes I think my old kicker made me win more than the oneturner heheheh
Posted by bghandras on 2015-05-13 14:48:15
There are also kickers whose job description puts them in danger. You know like tactical blitz, foul, or even rage, retribution...

Team Norse pole's "kickers"
https://fumbbl.com/p/player?player_id=9227085
https://fumbbl.com/p/player?player_id=9204328
There are 2 of them to share the burden and responsibility. :)
Posted by Aflo on 2015-05-13 15:34:44
Some of my linemen are advocates of the 'blatant-DP' mantra. Loudly saying rude things about the referee's mother, before pointedly looking around and affecting an exaggerated run up, yelling 'I'm gonna do it, I really am, here comes the foul...!'.

Aaand there goes the whistle. Into the sin-bin for a cushty 15 turns of not getting piled on. Sorted.
Posted by jamesfarrell129 on 2015-05-13 15:38:39
8. Foul early, often, and blatantly enough that the ref will ALWAYS see.
Posted by bghandras on 2015-05-13 15:54:30
Foul stunty, too. The chance you hear splooosh is much higher. :)

Plus a fun fact:
If you use the Blatant foul dirty trick, then you actually REDUCE the chance the referee spots you, as there is no armor roll, hence 1 less chance to roll that double.

So yes, absolutely, do it the blatant and obvious way, so the referee "MAY" see it.
Posted by sann0638 on 2015-05-13 15:59:19
Chance of killing stunty just the same, I think? Skill doesn't affect the sploosh :)
Posted by Mr_Foulscumm on 2015-05-13 16:27:35
Longevity for linerats = 3 games right? :)
Posted by Balle2000 on 2015-05-13 18:07:10
@sann0638 higher cas chance also transfers to higher sploosh chance
Posted by jamesfarrell129 on 2015-05-13 18:17:00
Stunty turns a 9 into a BH, not a "roll on the cas table and hope for sploosh". So I think the chances of death are the same.

Still, they're low strength and low armour, so more likely to be foulable and hurtable...
Posted by pythrr on 2015-05-13 18:33:22
[6] Prayer.
Posted by Catalyst32 on 2015-05-14 10:12:40
[9] DO NOT Go For It... running that fast among all of these maniacs is extremely dangerous.

[10] Avoid the Sidelines... getting pushed into a blood thirsty crowd is a sure way to become the halftime beverage and snack for throngs of fans.

[11] No matter what your Coach tells you about how you can gain Apothecary Insurance DO NOT train to become a Guard. No position is targeted for death and dismemberment more than a Guard. Modern medicine is hardly magic or automatic.

[12] Blood Bowl players fail to recover from being Knocked Out all the time. If you wake up in the KO Box keep your eyes closed and stay down. If you can avoid moving or yelling out when the Coach kicks you and tells you to report to the Line Of Scrimmage you can earn your pay away from the big and scary psychopaths on the other team.
Posted by bghandras on 2015-05-14 11:29:23
Haha, I like No11.
13: Persuade your coach that an assistant coach is much better than an extra body. Then volunteer for the job.
14: Hidden side of the cage is a VERY IMPORTANT job. Insist that it is needed, and volunteer accordingly.
15: Take dirty player, and inform the referee about your skill choice, and your intentions.