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2009-09-14 10:26:22
30 votes, rating 4.7
$1000 Reward.
So following on from my previous blog here is the deal. I have a player that NEEDS to die.

http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6439263

Otto Rössler my first legend hes got a bounty on his head $1000. Paid direct to Crister for upkeep of the site and if he feels some should go towards the nice chap that’s building the LRB5 client that’s up to him.

So heres the deal.

As a Glorious Legend he deserves to die in an honorable or hilarious way. In lew of this the reward will be paid accordingly.

Death from Any STUNTY with a block $1,000
Death from any other player without armour or injury mod $500
Death by non dp foul $200
Death by block with armour or injury mod $200
Death by dp foul $100

All amounts halved for Kemri and Dorf teams sorry but I just hate those two.

To make things a little tougher I will not be announcing when im activating as I usually do. So your all gunna have to keep your killer teams active as much as possible. However to help you out I wont be activating any other teams so if im in im playing with this team.

This offer expires on my Fumbbl Birthday 30th October 2009. Happy Hunting.

So there you have it your chance to make a difference and rid the world of a true menace.

Good Luck and Have Funk

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Posted by CircularLogic on 2009-09-14 10:31:13
You sir, have too much cash.

Then again, living in Quatar that kind of money might be normal. I dare you to double the amount for any elven team though. What would be more hilarious, than an elf taking out your slayer?
Posted by Calcium on 2009-09-14 10:45:30
My humans are on the hunt!
Posted by Archevol on 2009-09-14 11:35:36
He ... is.... TOAST!!!!!
Posted by Skolopender on 2009-09-14 11:36:47
What about a PO stunty? 1000 Dolores?
Posted by Mithrilpoint on 2009-09-14 11:40:31
Will you apo him?
Posted by jarvis_pants on 2009-09-14 11:48:06
"Will you apo him?" - Of course i dont want him to die. :P
"What about a PO stunty?" - ANY STUNNY
"He ... is.... TOAST!!!!!" - With penut butter and marmite.
"My humans are on the hunt!" - May have to trim to get match.
"You sir, have too much cash." 1-2 bucks a game find me an arcade game that costs that. :P
Posted by Foad on 2009-09-14 12:02:38
A ST2 elf without block taking out your slayer on a defensive block?
Posted by DrDiscoStu on 2009-09-14 13:16:49
if he dodges or gfi's in a game and falls over?
Posted by Cloggy on 2009-09-14 16:14:47
Someone has to trim that team quite a bit in order for any stunties to get anywhere near them :)
Posted by Purplegoo on 2009-09-14 18:21:50
I think you've more money than sense, but kudos.

I'd like to see a thread with match reports, please!