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2013-01-07 04:09:10
21 votes, rating 5.1
The Luck of a Snuggy
I have this lucky Snuggy, that I wear during most of my Fumbbl games. It has been a very lucky Snuggy for the past month. Lucky Snuggy's, also are very comfortable. So they now have 2 significant functions. 1) They are lucky. 2) They are comfortable.
I played this other fellow, and coincidently he also had a lucky Snuggy. I lost to him very badly. Does this mean that my lucky Snuggy isn't lucky at all? Or does this just mean that His lucky Snuggy is more lucky than my lucky Snuggy? Did his lucky Snuggy overpower my lucky Snuggy to change it into an unlucky Snuggy? I haven't won a game since our meeting, which makes me ponder this dilemma of the luck of a Snuggy. Maybe neither of our lucky Snuggy's are lucky, and he just beat me on merit? Maybe merit has nothing to do with it, and he also had a lucky Scarf to coincide with his lucky Snuggy, thus making my lucky Snuggy less lucky. Should I now go out and get a Scarf to coincide with my now debatable lucky Snuggy? What if the Scarf I buy turns out to be unlucky, and then ruins the luck of my Snuggy? It may takes me months to find a lucky Scarf. Perhaps he doesn't even have a lucky Scarf, but has another lucky item that gives his lucky Snuggy extra Luck? Maybe it is because my lucky Snuggy is blue compared to his lucky Snuggy that may possibly be a luckier shade of pink? Is Pink luckier than blue when it comes to lucky Snuggy's?

So many questions, and not enough answers. Maybe Ill go and purchase a Poncho, and hope, that it combines with Sombrero give me more luck than a lucky Snuggy. Something must be luckier than a lucky Snuggy. How else would he have beaten the tar out of me? Merit? I think not. it must be the Luck of his Snuggy. There is no other conclusion. He has a luckier Snuggy than me.
"If you've eliminated all other possibilities whatever remains must be the truth," Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

I say Fumbbl should ban all lucky Snuggy's (except for mine,) because it proving to be an unfair advantage. It is worse than Claw POMB'ing Mino's. We will have to sacrifice the comfortablity of the lucky Snuggy. Its tough to get on board and join a cause like this, when you sacrifice a wonderful thing like comfortablity. But, for Lucks sake, BAN all Lucky Snuggy's! Who is with me? :D
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Posted by keggiemckill on 2013-01-07 04:15:35
For those of you living in a Cave for the past 3 years, you should get one of these: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xZp-GLMMJ0
Posted by johnalex on 2013-01-07 04:25:51
Don't do drugz kids, drugzz are bad, mkkkkkkaaaay?
Posted by pythrr on 2013-01-07 05:07:38
but we likez drugs...
Posted by Daudy on 2013-01-07 05:27:19
So THIS is why my orcs failed to pick up the ball four turns in a row with sure hands in our game.

Damn it, beaten by a bloody Snuggy.
Posted by keggiemckill on 2013-01-07 05:34:16
No drugs, just sleep deprivation, and an attempt at humour.
Posted by johnalex on 2013-01-07 05:51:34
heehee... I was NOT seriously implying that.

I was actually attempting humor as well... yay humor buddies!
Posted by Chainsaw on 2013-01-07 06:02:34
That's it, you're all grounded! Especially pythrr! No more sugar candy for you!
Posted by pythrr on 2013-01-07 08:17:47
but i LIKEZ sugar candy... :(
Posted by Shraaaag on 2013-01-07 09:08:40
I use something called 'clothes', they might not be lucky, but they are comfortable.
Posted by Overhamsteren on 2013-01-07 09:17:55
IT'S SO SNUGGLY I'M GONNA DIE!!!
Posted by the_Sage on 2013-01-07 10:21:56
I wholeheartedly agree. Christer should definitely add mandatory webcam functionality to police this ban (and to laugh at the opponents' aesthetic challenge).
Posted by Badoek on 2013-01-07 10:27:55
Thou Shall Not Play Blood Bowl With A Snuggy.

Lucky Mankini FTW!!
Posted by Rabe on 2013-01-07 12:58:32
Simple truth, keggiemckill: It was not a lucky snuggy your opponent wore, but a vampiric one. With your snuggly full of luck, he had a real feast - and drained you poor piece of clothes. Give it a rest. It will most likely regenerate in time (do a little test once in a while, but definitely NOT a whole match!).

Glad to help.
Posted by neoliminal on 2013-01-07 16:12:33
Slanket is the new snuggy,
Posted by KenThis on 2013-01-07 18:15:36
what a bunch of girls.

snuggys ffs.

get yourself a onesie like a real man.
Posted by keggiemckill on 2013-01-07 21:05:27
Rabe, you have nailed my problem on the head. He had a Sucubus Snuggy that sucubused the luck out of my Lucky Snuggy! That bastard has a Luck-ubus! I'll have to find a Luckubus repellant some how. Any ideas?
Posted by Rabe on 2013-01-08 10:11:08
Sorry, mate, not really. :-/
Posted by BillBrasky on 2013-05-16 06:23:09
You wear clothes when you play???