I can't buy a mother #@^%!&#@!! win,
and my losing is from my bad decisions!
Like stalling it out on turn six,
Usually that is a safe and sound tactic,
But in my case, its a flukey dodge, a two uphill die hit,
for kripes sake, does every game have to go like this?
Ball lost, and it goes the other way,
Cant stop myself from these terrible plays.
can't catch it, now on defence, my opportunity missed,
tucked into bed by half, I missed my good night kiss!

I know I'm complaining about my bad judgment,
Whining about stupid dice from my opponents.
But Im about to play a my WO qualifier final,
Ive put so much effort in, and my luck spirals!
I need to stop making simple tactical errors,
nothing seems easy, even with the Terrordactyls!
Will this game blow up in my face?
a month wasted, playing with low mistakes!

So here is my rhyme, to appease the mighty Nuffle,
enough-ffle of this bad luck tussle!
I need you in about hour, give me all your power!
Let me demolish this skaven one turn scoring Tower!
I implore you to take over my dice,
give me the POW'er to keep in this fight!
I know it isn't going to come down to my BB skill,
My brain has forgotten how to play this game, I feel ill!

NOW GIVE ME BACK MY LUCK!!!!!
(and take away the poor decision from this here shmuck)