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Tactics: How to steal from babies
Tactical Wiki-blog

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Step 1: Identify what you wish to steal.

There are many things one can steal from babies: sweeties, pacifiers, cuddly toys, their dignity, a chance at a brighter future. Choose well, young pad-wan.

Step 2: Identify your victim.

Babies come in all shapes and sizes, and some babies are softer targets than others. For maximum baby-stealing efficiency, try to choose one that is asleep. But BE CAREFUL, sometimes they are only snoozing, and will wake up at a most inopportune moment. Avoid sticky babies at all costs.

Step 3: Assessing the scene.

Babies are rarely alone. This is unfortunate, as it complicates the stealing immensely. Guards can include over-protective mothers, knitting grandmothers (beware those needles!), grumpy old granddads, tired and anxious fathers, or buxom swedish nannies. You task here is to distract the guard in order to create an opportunity to steal from the baby.

Step 4: Creating the opportunity.

Distractions can include setting off a fire-alarm (works only on forgetful/selfish parents), creating a small explosion nearby, nailing a cat to a tree so that its cries will attract the guard, ventriloquism, or the expedient use of a blackjack.

Step 5: The Steal!

Now you have the baby at your mercy! [insert maniacal laugh here]. Well, get in there! Steal away. Take that baby's things! Go get 'em you winner!

Step 6: The Escape.

Depending on the nature of your distraction, you will - at this vital point - need a viable escape plan. Running is often a favourite, often combined with covering one's face with a jacket to avoid photos. Care is required here to avoid falling into a duck pond, or some other sort of nefarious baby-theif trap.

Step 7: The Gloating.

Safely back in your secret base/apartment/parents' basement, you can now take stock of the spoils of your glorious deeds. A fluffy toy, some sweeties, or maybe a treasured cuddly blankie (no sleep for you tonight , little one!). You can now add it to your "Wall of Fame", your shrine to your super abilities, you record of honour!

Or should that be "Wall of Shame".
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Comments
Posted by lizvis on 2013-08-07 21:15:42
step 1: punch the baby in the face

step 2: take whatever you want that the baby has.
Posted by Gartch on 2013-08-07 21:21:17
Ah ah:) Excellent, thank you for the good laugh:)
Posted by Cavetroll on 2013-08-07 21:21:42
The advice about the duck pond is sure to help a few prospective baby thieves succeed that would otherwise have failed before reading this blog. Well done, sir.
Posted by garyt1 on 2013-08-07 21:22:14
Fantastic!
Posted by huff on 2013-08-07 21:29:38
If anything of Baby Xavier's comes up missing, then I'm coming for blood Pythrr.
Posted by Overhamsteren on 2013-08-07 21:41:20
Is that a nickname for your baby cause it's bald or did you seriously name your baby Xavier?!!
Posted by paulhicks on 2013-08-07 21:41:30
as a guide i liked it but i felt it should have been more about your baby robbing experiences, how people feel about you stealing from babys, how you feel about how people feel about you and wether people missed you and your super famous baby robbing ways while you were gone on your baby robbing break.
Posted by Beerox on 2013-08-07 23:22:13
What is your Baby Theft Rating (BTR)?
Posted by Mr_Foulscumm on 2013-08-08 00:21:51
So this is what dirty filthy French Canadians do in their free time? You disgust me! >:(
Posted by pythrr on 2013-08-08 00:29:49
Oui, nous volons des bébés, vous puant étranger!
Posted by latulike on 2013-08-08 01:04:24
Hmm wait, this guy has nothing to do with french Canadians!
Posted by Scaramanga on 2013-08-08 02:43:36
nothing !!!!!
Posted by pythrr on 2013-08-08 02:51:08
Shhhh. Don't blow my cover!
Posted by Retro21 on 2013-08-08 03:25:04
as someone who has had their baby stolen by pythrr I feel this isn't good for the community and should be removed.

On a philosophical level, I worry because are we not *all* babies in some way?

Baby stealing is bad, mmmkay kids.
Posted by Nelphine on 2013-08-08 07:18:58
this may be the first thing pythrr has posted that has ever made me laugh. my hat tips to you sir!
Posted by chimp2010 on 2013-08-08 10:09:38
You sir... Worry me
Posted by B_SIDE on 2013-08-08 10:57:09
"Avoid sticky babies". Rated 6 for strange.
Posted by Badoek on 2013-08-08 18:58:20
decent guide
could use some more clarification on the "stealing FROM babies" opposed to "stealing actual babies". The former is frowned I upon while the latter is clearly against the rules.
Posted by the_Sage on 2013-08-10 08:45:34
Wow both this blog and its comments are so much WIN!