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pythrr
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2018

2018-06-22 20:29:06
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2018-05-08 17:23:06
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2018-04-28 19:38:33
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2018-02-06 20:42:58
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2018-02-04 05:29:55
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2018-01-03 21:44:16
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2017

2017-09-25 21:03:26
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2017-09-22 20:46:00
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2017-07-08 00:36:35
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2017-04-14 17:51:23
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2017-03-28 01:27:55
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2016

2016-12-30 20:40:45
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2016-12-22 17:41:34
rating 6
2016-11-29 19:45:52
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2016-10-22 08:33:54
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2016-10-19 19:34:41
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2016-10-19 07:15:58
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2016-10-02 01:27:19
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2016-09-19 17:01:01
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2016-09-06 17:47:37
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2016-08-28 18:16:40
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2016-08-26 22:04:00
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2016-08-23 17:42:43
rating 4.6
2016-07-23 00:59:35
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2016-07-11 19:14:10
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2016-06-10 03:37:02
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2016-04-30 05:49:24
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2016-04-22 04:19:00
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2016-04-14 05:59:47
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2016-02-07 09:47:29
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2016-01-31 21:31:07
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2016-01-11 11:53:33
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2016-01-09 21:15:52
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2016-01-08 00:34:44
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2016-01-06 20:53:41
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2016-01-05 22:54:43
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2016-01-05 04:09:27
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2016-01-03 03:35:11
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2015

2015-12-21 06:30:18
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2015-10-10 02:03:10
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2015-10-04 18:44:52
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2015-09-27 22:27:43
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2015-08-29 15:50:41
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2015-08-26 01:07:05
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2015-08-20 18:05:07
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2015-08-13 22:37:03
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2015-08-06 20:08:56
rating 4.9
2015-08-04 19:19:39
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2015-08-03 07:20:49
rating 4.3
2015-07-31 20:31:21
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rating 4.3
2015-07-19 06:50:45
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2015-07-17 23:48:04
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2015-07-14 02:13:31
rating 5.2
2015-06-07 00:02:50
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2015-04-19 04:37:05
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2015-03-08 16:45:39
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2015-03-04 21:48:54
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2015-03-02 23:15:50
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2015-02-28 18:11:28
rating 4.1
2015-02-19 01:57:11
rating 4.3
2015-01-31 19:46:44
rating 4.6
2015-01-03 01:16:05
rating 5

2014

2014-11-26 01:38:21
rating 3.6
2014-11-26 01:18:09
rating 5
2014-11-15 23:04:32
rating 5.8
2014-11-12 03:59:40
rating 6
2014-11-02 20:04:10
rating 6
2014-10-31 23:14:25
rating 4.5
2014-10-31 18:17:55
rating 4.8
2014-10-29 03:45:49
rating 6
2014-10-28 20:29:05
rating 6
2014-10-26 06:39:47
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2014-10-24 20:05:35
rating 6
2014-10-23 20:28:57
rating 6
2014-09-26 05:08:55
rating 6
2014-09-20 07:38:19
rating 5.9
2014-08-24 22:33:14
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2014-08-15 07:10:06
rating 2.4
2014-07-10 16:46:20
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2014-07-05 12:54:09
rating 6
2014-07-02 15:20:22
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2014-06-14 01:34:54
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2014-06-13 18:15:01
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2014-06-07 19:36:12
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2014-06-01 01:11:52
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2014-05-11 19:06:32
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2014-04-05 23:39:16
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2014-02-19 21:06:02
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2013

2013-11-10 03:26:51
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2012

2012-12-30 19:20:48
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2011

2011-12-23 22:13:56
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2011-08-17 18:48:49
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2010

2010-11-11 16:26:36
rating 4
2010-03-02 08:57:29
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2009

2009-11-11 08:05:52
rating 2.9
2009-02-09 11:26:39
rating 4.5
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2008

2008-11-30 11:07:49
rating 3.2
2015-12-31 23:00:06
30 votes, rating 3.6
Repentence, and the new year (TRIGGER WARNING)
Dear Fummbl coaches.

TRIGGER WARNING!!

Over the past few years I have been a terrible person.

I have created and run teams that have offended many in their theme and the way I play them.

First there was the Lammer Heretics (https://fumbbl.com/p/team?team_id=669436), a team that was initally inspired by the legendary Spiro, but which gained a reputation for preying on n00bs, anti-social tactics, and the semi-comprehensible rantings of the PoLiSH coach. Offensive to all Poles (and I've dated Polish women, who are lovely), and especially to Latvians (because of the potato wars), and - to be honest - various other nationalities and genders, the have left a swath of annoyed coaches across fumbbl over the years.

Other teams too have been recieved less than well.

Lizvis once convinced me to make a team called Pythrr and the Emo Crackers (https://fumbbl.com/p/team?team_id=636223), which I'm sure annoyed the hell out of some of you white folks and emos out there. ihateyouandwishyouwoulddie (https://fumbbl.com/p/team?team_id=696096), my rather rubbish attempt at a Nurgle team, is still an ongoing project, and drew some complaints too. Nigerian Lottery Winners (https://fumbbl.com/p/team?team_id=757172) was an attempt to make light of internet scammers, and this drew a couple of complaints from people who had fallen victim to the Nigerian mafia; a very sad set of tales indeed. I even took the piss out of Brazil's humilation at the soccer world cup, with David Luis - Magic Hair Circus (https://fumbbl.com/p/team?team_id=776609), a team that really got the hackles up in lovers of jogo bonito and ill-advised afro-hairstyles. The smell of enraged hairspray and afro-oil made for an aroma of danger.

More recently, my team ⚡⚡ Burn All The Babies ⚡⚡ (https://fumbbl.com/p/team?team_id=790259) has been accused of many things, not least of being a Nazi tribute team (no! I just like the lightening bolts!). For those who are not fans of Borderlands2 (and Tiny Tina), perhaps they did seem like baby-killing monsters (well, they ARE, but you know what I mean...).

And in recent weeks, my parody team Blow Up Your Plane (https://fumbbl.com/p/team?team_id=826866) has caused much alarm. Based on the film Team America (by the creators of SouthPark), this has created some contoversy: people have reported the team, refused to play against it, served it with legal injunctions, and sent poo through the mail. It has also opened up a debate about free speech and 'what is offensive' on an international website (altho basedin Sweden). I'm not an international lawyer (or even a non-international one), so I have no idea of the rights and wrongs of such debates. I just find them funny. If you don't find them funny, perhaps mentally replace all the team names with "CareBear1" and so on, and then we can just get on with the game.

So, I'm very sorry.

Actually, no I'm not. Get a sense of humour. And roll on 2016.

Pythrr


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Comments
Posted by keggiemckill on 2015-12-31 23:47:23
Fabulous. :)
Posted by bigbullies on 2015-12-31 23:50:01
https://49.media.tumblr.com/680d3b3b27e1cd4b0d2d86c75f0d5917/tumblr_nqpy23CyMs1spep38o1_500.gif
Posted by ryanfitz on 2015-12-31 23:51:42
+1to the poo senders :D
Posted by keggiemckill on 2016-01-01 00:33:32
Wait... +1 to the guys who send Poo, or +1 to the fact he used the phrase Poo senders? Im confused.
Posted by WingedHuman on 2016-01-01 02:20:08
BOOM!
Posted by harvestmouse on 2016-01-01 02:29:42
Taking team theme advice off of lizvis sounds a terrible idea.
Posted by fidius on 2016-01-01 02:29:48
The awesome thing about being terminally aggrieved is that you get to feel self-righteous AND elevate yourself to victim status at the same time! Appropriating other people's indignation is truly a wonderful thing.

The Moral Majority used to be a religious group -- now it's political. I find that amusing. Keep on, mate!
Posted by pythrr on 2016-01-01 02:46:45
harvestmouse -- yes, a terrible idea. But often an amusing one.
Posted by birdbanger on 2016-01-01 03:53:25
Wow, how do you make those lightning bolts?

I will copy paste steal some of them ⚡⚡
Posted by Jeffro on 2016-01-01 05:30:44
ROLL TIDE, PYTHRR!!...

Posted by OenarLod on 2016-01-01 09:00:34
Mixed feelings as always, pythrr.
6 for your character.
1 for all the Box teams being clawpombers.
Rounded up in rating since I want to be more good this year, 4. :)
Posted by pythrr on 2016-01-01 09:18:04
^^ actually, my box teams are pretty varied, altho I admit the long lived ones are bashy (cos the squishies die too fast):

Blackbox
All Your Ball are Belong to us High Elf 150k 12/3/7 1460k
BanHammah! Norse 340k 12/7/9 1450k
Blow Up Your Plane Chaos Pact 460k 8/3/13 1340k
Box Idiotzzz Slann 50k 1/2/2 1310k
Cheese Queens Amazon 40k 16/4/8 1380k
David Luis - Magic Hair Circus Chaos 130k 29/9/23 1620k Resume
Scheduled against GronxWild's ApositosDeSatan (Seen 1d ago).
DMU Sux Dwarf 110k 35/10/18 1510k
Doom Kobolds Lizardman 60k 9/2/4 1260k
EmoChaos Chaos 170k 135/45/72 1470k
Four Minutes of Your Life Undead 20k 21/9/19 1420k
Frosty [B]Rats Skaven 130k 19/9/5 1270k
Furry Road Norse 40k 3/1/3 940k
ihateyouandwishyouwoulddie Nurgle 200k 8/4/12 1460k
Kill You in the Face Chaos 110k 4/4/2 1360k
Killstackers Dark Elf 50k 11/5/2 1550k
Lammer Heretics Chaos Dwarf 290k 272/103/156 1250k
Scheduled against NerdBird's [B]raden's Folly (Seen 2h ago).
Moistly Harmless Human 40k 5/3/3 1330k
MonkeyBollox Elf 0 4/2/4 1260k
Mr Joyboy's Sexy Time Dancers Undead 890k 14/7/5 1400k
Nigerian Lottery Winners Lizardman 40k 0/1/0 970k
Oh Mummy Where Art Thou Goblin 160k 3/2/4 1170k
Pac-man Chaos Pact 1000k 0/0/0 1000k
Polish Lammer Flings Halfling 150k 0/1/9 1120k
Reavers Go Box Orc 190k 49/16/29 1560k
Sucks Like a Sausage High Elf 90k 5/1/1 1390k
Y always me Wood Elf 80k 14/1/4 1460k
⚡⚡ Burn All The Babies ⚡⚡ Chaos Dwarf 460k 68/32/34 1610k
Scheduled against a team that's not decided yet.
Posted by Russo on 2016-01-01 09:20:19
Happy PoLiSH New Year to my crazy friend!

May your poo-attracting-indignation settle within this online filtration tank called FUMBBL allowing you to enjoy a sewage-sediment-free New Year as clear minded as a glass of Yorkshire spring water :-)
Posted by pythrr on 2016-01-01 09:37:32
poo
Posted by Uedder on 2016-01-01 17:35:53
You can do whatever you wish with your teams. But please learn BBcode if you want to post!
Posted by garyt1 on 2016-01-01 18:25:02
HE doesn't need any BBcode in the post at all.

I love the Burn all the Babies team logo! :)
Posted by pythrr on 2016-01-01 20:04:07
What if I made a new team called Syrian Refugees?
Posted by pythrr on 2016-01-01 20:18:31
ok, so i did. let me present:

Syrian Refugee Crisis (https://fumbbl.com/p/team?team_id=828545), a team of cutting political failure, who will dance an interpretive dance illustrating the tragedy and political hypocrisy of the crisis.
Posted by happygrue on 2016-01-01 21:17:00
I am not personally offended at your antics, but the point that you seem willfully to ignore: You are making more work for the admins.

I <3 the staff of this community. They put in a lot of work, and anyone who willfully and knowingly makes MORE work for them is doing the community a disservice.

We are on the public internets. I am happy we aren't in "unmoderated comment land", because that is a strange and pointless place to be. So sure, be funny, get your laughs but don't make more work for the admins! Come on! You *know* that some of the things you are doing are over the line. Why be that guy that someone gets offended at over and over? Is the value of sharing your wit with the community outweighing your added workload for people that, I would guess, you respect as much as I do?
Posted by keggiemckill on 2016-01-02 03:36:45
Syrian Refugee Crisis sounds more like a Filthy picker Ranked team to me. Just kidding.
Posted by cdassak on 2016-01-02 09:38:00
Get a sense of humour! Ha!
You have been dead serious with other people's humour man.
I think you mean get MY sense of humour.
Posted by easilyamused on 2016-01-03 10:30:11
Pythrr, please stop trolling...