Today Tunks, my first legend, has made it into some records.


Tunks is a humble elf. He rose from rags to riches and well... didn't fare too well with the riches. In his youth he ended up taking Mad Cap extract and drinks a bit too much and eventually he was driven out from his family's booming shipping industry.

Tunks escaped his miserable life into illegal boxing matches and eventually found his way to some lower division Blood Bowl games. He was scouted having great talent for ball play and was swiftly drafted to newly formed 2 dodges 1 blitz team.

As his career advanced his addiction to Mad Cap subsided. He was still deep within his own hole of madness and every game he did his best. He was furious and raging about his past and could not let it rest and let past be past. As his fame grew, Tunks became even more frustrated of himself and began another form of addiction: self-flagellation.

It was a brutal game versus Evil Squad, monstrous team from the depths of the Blackbox division 2 dodges 1 blitz is playing. Tunks had his first serious concussion and after that he could not think straight. Every game after that he refused to wear his dragon armor but it turned out his armor was just a hindrance to his massive agility. Tunks trained a lot and hard before every game and it paid off. Tunks is the one elf who just doesn't care about hits. After his initial decision to play without Dragon Armor he has left even more pieces of his gear into the locker. Nowdays he prides his agility so much he goes into games naked.



And what is this record Tunks has broken? As of today, Tunks is the ALL-TIME BRIGHTEST HIGH ELF STAR in Blackbox. He surpassed previous top star Laeranu by 2 star player points after a somewhat farce-ish match versus Gotham Greats where - despite the loss of 2 dodges 1 blitz - Tunks was nominated the MVP of the match. Most likely because of his goregous body and his inspiring career.


Thank you Tunks for everything. Keep on hunting records, you still have 1 more interception to make to become the first player ever to have intercepted 5 passes in Blackbox.