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2017-09-29 16:15:50
21 votes, rating 3.4
21 votes, rating 3.4
I am back! Come to me!
As many of my good friends here at Fumbbl already know, my recent conviction has been overturned and I am finally free while I wait for my new trial to begin. I am sure that all of the false charges against me will soon be defeated and that the cops who set me up will be exposed.
In the meantime I plan to begin victimizing the coaches of fumbbl once again. I was a god before I left and I will be a god once again as NO one can match my skills.
I did see that CPOMB aka the Greatest Skill Stack of ALL TIME has been eliminated by the flaming liberal euro tree huggers of Fumbbl. This is not a surprise and I am guessing it was 99% because of me. The huggers knew that with CPOMB I was literally unbeatable and that they had to get rid of it before I returned. But it does not matter, I have a discovered a NEW skill combo that is even better and I will reveal it in due time.
For now I am going to open the bidding to see who wants to become my first victim. Whoever has the highest bid over the course of the next 2 days (in the form of a donation to Fumbbl) will have the honor of losing to me in my first game back.
Get on your knees in worship...the master has returned!!!
In the meantime I plan to begin victimizing the coaches of fumbbl once again. I was a god before I left and I will be a god once again as NO one can match my skills.
I did see that CPOMB aka the Greatest Skill Stack of ALL TIME has been eliminated by the flaming liberal euro tree huggers of Fumbbl. This is not a surprise and I am guessing it was 99% because of me. The huggers knew that with CPOMB I was literally unbeatable and that they had to get rid of it before I returned. But it does not matter, I have a discovered a NEW skill combo that is even better and I will reveal it in due time.
For now I am going to open the bidding to see who wants to become my first victim. Whoever has the highest bid over the course of the next 2 days (in the form of a donation to Fumbbl) will have the honor of losing to me in my first game back.
Get on your knees in worship...the master has returned!!!
Comments
Posted by Throweck on 2017-09-29 16:26:52
Here is a link for you...
https://fumbbl.com/p/group&group=3180&op=view
https://fumbbl.com/p/group&group=3180&op=view
Posted by grunth on 2017-09-29 16:58:22
lol ;D
Posted by pythrr on 2017-09-29 19:20:11
hillarious crimnal funs
Posted by pythrr on 2017-09-29 20:00:54
criminal mastermind returns
Posted by Dominik on 2017-09-29 20:01:14
I offer 50 cents for a match between my Gefährliche Raubtiere and your Lizard Death Machine.
Posted by DeathJester74 on 2017-09-29 20:08:49
Throweck...unfortunately I was banned from 145 Club due to my dominance and overall Alpha Male Potency.
Spiro...yes my friend I am here...soon we will merge into one being...
Everyone else...I am pleased to see that the bidding to engage me is fast & furious!! Keep it up, I want to yet again top the charts and take Fumbbl to another level of understanding.
Spiro...yes my friend I am here...soon we will merge into one being...
Everyone else...I am pleased to see that the bidding to engage me is fast & furious!! Keep it up, I want to yet again top the charts and take Fumbbl to another level of understanding.
Posted by SerenadeOfSorrow on 2017-09-29 20:43:34
have yet to play you and don't think I ever met you in fummbl but this post alone made me crack a real life guffaw welcome back and glad those charges where dropped ...we need more awesomeness like this
Posted by Badoek on 2017-09-29 20:59:15
n1 Throweck :D
Posted by Rbthma on 2017-09-29 21:35:44
Did you get banned from BB2 or what? I look forward to your victimizing of coaches - it was great fun to see your players cower in your end-zone XD
Posted by easilyamused on 2017-09-29 22:11:12
Strange that you had a misunderstanding with the law last year as well. Maybe it's time to lay off the drugs and stop being an idiot. Just an idea.
Posted by pythrr on 2017-09-29 23:00:17
drugs are bad, m'kay
Posted by DrDeath on 2017-09-30 00:50:53
Where are your sideshots then? Who are you and what have you done with the real Deathjester? Are you a cop?
Posted by keggiemckill on 2017-09-30 01:35:54
Okay, I laughed at this. Ill offer $2.
Posted by Gozer_the_Gozerian on 2017-09-30 04:58:12
Nooo, you all need to do way MORE drugs, then maybe I will have a chance of beating you.
Posted by Arktoris on 2017-10-01 02:39:41
great. now play a game. all talk and no substance gets old very fast.
Posted by DeathJester74 on 2017-10-02 15:55:26
I have been swamped with requests to face me in battle and the bids have been well over $100+ although that is no surprise as I am one of the greatest of all time. I will be facing my victim soon, they have been notified via Message. Once the match date is set I will announce it so that ALL of fumbbl can watch. I expect this match will be live streamed across the entire world and that the game of Fumbbl will be changed FOREVER!!