So I just finished playing an orc mirror match, and was very ready to fall asleep by the end of it. My opponent played a normal orc game, crawling upfield and stalling near the endzone, I played a... something significantly riskier.

Have I become a leap junkie from playing slann? Have I become a dodge and pass junkie from playing high elf? Did I make the mistake of taking dodge over leap with my orcs in the first place? Am I just not getting enough pie?

Although science dictates I should test each possibility while holding the rest constant I've instead decided that I only want to play teams that can do cool stuff. Knowing exactly how the entire drive will unfold on turn two and then spending a half hour watching it go exactly how everyone knows it will makes me wonder why I'm needed at the board (or computer). If I wanted to grind I'd play an RPG. If I wanted to stall I'd drive standard. If I wanted help falling asleep I'd eat more pie.

Gonna leave the orcs in hibernation for a long time now, back to high risk unpredictability for me!