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2015

2015-08-28 14:59:03
rating 4.7

2014

2014-06-25 05:20:49
rating 6

2013

2013-02-08 01:43:19
rating 5.1
2013-01-28 15:12:12
rating 3.3
2013-01-20 13:38:27
rating 3.3

2012

2012-08-21 15:27:20
rating 3.7
2012-02-19 14:07:52
rating 5
2012-02-12 08:17:20
rating 4.2
2012-01-26 13:04:32
rating 4.7

2011

2011-09-05 07:35:18
rating 4.7
2011-06-30 08:37:06
rating 4.3
2011-06-02 03:32:51
rating 3.8
2011-05-29 11:38:08
rating 5
2011-05-21 16:41:25
rating 3.1
2011-03-17 15:03:59
rating 5.6
2011-03-12 02:36:10
rating 4.3
2011-03-08 15:12:56
rating 4.3
2011-01-03 08:19:32
rating 4.5

2010

2010-11-13 21:14:17
rating 4.2
2010-06-21 13:33:58
rating 3.2
2010-03-30 12:02:39
rating 3.7
2010-02-21 04:24:32
rating 4.5
2010-02-16 02:01:49
rating 4.2
2010-02-09 11:24:46
rating 5.2
2010-02-03 02:23:52
rating 2.5

2007

2007-11-09 05:58:29
rating 2.2
2007-11-02 11:30:20
rating 4.5
2007-10-18 12:13:37
rating 2.3
2007-09-26 04:06:34
rating 3.6
2007-09-19 10:25:01
rating 2.5
2007-09-19 08:46:04
rating 2.7
2007-09-19 05:53:07
rating 3.4
2007-08-23 14:44:40
rating 2.6
2007-08-22 15:01:17
rating 2.6
2007-08-20 13:57:41
rating 2.6
2007-08-19 13:26:04
rating 2.5
2007-08-18 12:27:38
rating 2.9
2007-08-17 12:34:40
rating 2.6
2007-08-16 14:02:12
rating 3.1
2007-08-15 13:51:38
rating 3.2
2015-08-28 14:59:03
15 votes, rating 4.7
Nur-gle!
"Nur-gle" (sung to the tune of "Hey Jude" by the Beatles

Nur-gle, you smell so bad
Kill a lineman and make a Rotter
Remember to get it into their heart
Then you can start to make a Rotter

Nur-gle, make them afraid
You were made to create a Rotter
The minute the Rot is under their skin
Then you begin to make a Rotter

And if space they try to gain, Nur-gle, restrain
The Beast can lift the load upon your shoulders
For tentacles will grab a fool and let you drool
And make their skin start to moulder
Nur Nur Nur Nur Nur Nur Nur Nur Nur

Nur-gle, let's take them down
You have caught them, now go and Block them
Remember to get it into their heart
Then you can start to make a Rotter

So let them come and grin, Nur-gle, begin
Your Appearance will stop some from performing
Because no-one's as Foul as you, Nur-gle, you'll do
The Presence you have is most Disturbing
Nur Nur Nur Nur Nur Nur Nur Nur Nur

Nur-gle, you smell so bad
Take a lineman and make a Rotter
The minute the Rot is under their skin
Then you begin to make a
Rotter, Rotter, Rotter, Rotter, Rotter, Rotter, Ahhh

Nur Nur Nur Nur Nur Nur, Nur Nur Nur, Nur-gle
Nur Nur Nur Nur Nur Nur, Nur Nur Nur, Nur-gle
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Nur Nur Nur Nur Nur Nur, Nur Nur Nur, Nur-gle
Nur Nur Nur Nur Nur Nur, Nur Nur Nur, Nur-gle
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Comments
Posted by Calcium on 2015-08-28 15:09:42
haha...good stuff!
Posted by awambawamb on 2015-08-28 15:16:16
...tell me why there's a brown airship, without propeller nor rudder, inside me.

(freely translated from a well known song)
Posted by Badoek on 2015-08-28 16:41:43
*applauds*
Posted by Antithesisoftime on 2015-08-28 19:33:32
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Posted by pythrr on 2015-08-29 06:10:43
ha, nice one Mal.
Posted by Gozer_the_Gozerian on 2015-08-29 12:42:58
Timely reference.