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2014-10-23 07:25:53
19 votes, rating 5.7
19 votes, rating 5.7
How to Change Bad Luck Into Good
Ive had a bad dice day, and its hard not to Complain,
But sometimes this game puts me into a negative Frame
I need to straighten out this Brain, I need to learn to refrain
Though I try to turn my negativity into a comical exchange
Its a way to try and not cause my opponents any undo grief,
Im trying to keep my Valclav whininess very small, even Brief
Im usually very nice, but when I have big problems with my Dice
I turn Jekyll and Hyde like, there is no sugar/spice left in my mood tonight,
But that wont stop old keggiemckill, I have a strong will
even if my dice are ill, I wil give Nuffle that Doctors bill
Cuz I aint paying for any mental treatment,
Ill just respond differently maybe with a poetic statement
Nuffle loves bad poetry, NOW GIVE ME BACK MY LUCK!!!!!
But sometimes this game puts me into a negative Frame
I need to straighten out this Brain, I need to learn to refrain
Though I try to turn my negativity into a comical exchange
Its a way to try and not cause my opponents any undo grief,
Im trying to keep my Valclav whininess very small, even Brief
Im usually very nice, but when I have big problems with my Dice
I turn Jekyll and Hyde like, there is no sugar/spice left in my mood tonight,
But that wont stop old keggiemckill, I have a strong will
even if my dice are ill, I wil give Nuffle that Doctors bill
Cuz I aint paying for any mental treatment,
Ill just respond differently maybe with a poetic statement
Nuffle loves bad poetry, NOW GIVE ME BACK MY LUCK!!!!!
Comments
Posted by Russo on 2014-10-23 07:43:02
Nah he Will give it back to you coz you just made his ears bleed :-)
Posted by DrPoods on 2014-10-23 08:03:04
rofl.
Posted by Shraaaag on 2014-10-23 09:12:36
Sacrifice more goats
Posted by mister__joshua on 2014-10-23 09:30:25
I actually quite liked that :)
Posted by Garion on 2014-10-23 10:07:46
:D nice one!
Posted by FRSHMN on 2014-10-23 12:03:19
If I was Nuffle I would go on giving you bad dice just to get more lyrical blood bowl poetry from you. ;-)
Posted by Endzone on 2014-10-23 12:08:31
Nuffle is a fickle friend
He'll send you games to lose,
Your task is not to be his pawn
Become the one to choose,
Win the games you can
And draw the games you can't,
And when he sends the game to lose
Stand up and be a man,
Sometimes the opponent is to strong
Sometimes your dice too poor,
But don't give in
Fight on to win
And be his pawn no more.
He'll send you games to lose,
Your task is not to be his pawn
Become the one to choose,
Win the games you can
And draw the games you can't,
And when he sends the game to lose
Stand up and be a man,
Sometimes the opponent is to strong
Sometimes your dice too poor,
But don't give in
Fight on to win
And be his pawn no more.
Posted by Cavetroll on 2014-10-23 17:50:09
Nice one, Endzone.
Posted by keggiemckill on 2014-10-23 21:14:35
Showing me up endzone. This is supposed to be bad poetry. :)
Posted by Jeffro on 2014-10-24 04:44:04
When Keggie complains my penis shrivels...
How can I listen to *all* the silly drivel?!!
I want him happy, not Malcolm in the Middle...
Drop the pancake - burn his hand on the griddle.
Where's mah Keggie drinkin' Lemon Drops?!
Smokin' pot, lookin' hot, drop the body rock..?
Don'tcha know this a dice game, son!?
Crappy dice are lame!... but all our dice the same!!
In it ta win it till the snakes wanna finnit - OH!
Can it? Will it!? Roll it out - cannot spill it...
Take a *deep* breath, yo. [breathes]
And know that Nuffle is a stupid ho.
How can I listen to *all* the silly drivel?!!
I want him happy, not Malcolm in the Middle...
Drop the pancake - burn his hand on the griddle.
Where's mah Keggie drinkin' Lemon Drops?!
Smokin' pot, lookin' hot, drop the body rock..?
Don'tcha know this a dice game, son!?
Crappy dice are lame!... but all our dice the same!!
In it ta win it till the snakes wanna finnit - OH!
Can it? Will it!? Roll it out - cannot spill it...
Take a *deep* breath, yo. [breathes]
And know that Nuffle is a stupid ho.
Posted by keggiemckill on 2014-10-24 16:15:35
XD
Posted by vaclav on 2014-10-24 19:47:55
its not funny:(
Posted by keggiemckill on 2014-10-25 02:29:15
C'mon Vaclav, you are always self promoting about your in game whininess. Its not an insult, its a compliment. :P
Posted by vaclav on 2014-10-27 16:37:34
well, i am just going deep in my character here...