“As I've claimed before, this team is cursed and hated by Nuffle. Need proof?

Read this:

At beginning of the game, both nigglers niggled leaving me w/ 8 players to start
2nd block of the game I roll double skulls but reroll for a pow. the subsequent foul BH’s a MB CDB
1st block for my opponent they BH my witch elf
2nd turn my 1st block is skull, which I reroll. then I fail a 2+ dodge
2nd turn, my opponent’s first block KO’s my other witch elf
3rd turn my opponent KO’s a blodger guard and stuns the other blodger guard
4th turn I fail a dodge into 1 TZ, reroll, make it then fail the 2+ dodge and get BH
4th turn my opponent steals the ball, stuns a guy, but tries to pick up the ball with his troll and fails
5th turn my AG 5 guy fails the 2+ pick up ball roll
6th turn my AG5 guy leaps into 3 TZs, picks up the ball, dodges away but fails the 2+ pass attempt and fumbles the ball
6th turn opponent stuns AG5 guy, finally gets the ball to a hobgoblin who then makes the 4+ pass to another hobgoblin who runs deep into my end zone
7th turn, my blodging guard dodges to make a blitz but fails the 2+ roll
7th turn my opponent BH my kicker and scores

turn 8 I have 4 dudes to set up

2nd half still have 4 guys for set up. kick result was bad kick resulting in touchback for my opponent
1st turn my AG5 gets KOd and my thrower got stunned
superior numbers protect the ball and slowly advance down the field – scores again on T3

ensuing kick off he gets Perfect Defence vs my 4 guys
fail another 2+ dodge and have to reroll it. witch elf blitz only produces pushes and she fails the 3+ dodge
t4 he stuns my blodging guard. makes both GFI attempts to mark the ball
my t4 was relatively disaster free
his t5 he took the ball away but couldn’t pick it up
t5 I roll snake eyes on GFI attempt trying to move my guard into an assist position and my guy stuns himself
t6 he pushes my thrower into the ball and his hobgoblin makes the 5+ roll to catch the bouncing ball. he then passes it to another hobgoblin who makes his GFI and runs in the TD

again, 4 guys for the kick off
kick off I get a reroll but on my blitz I roll skull, reroll skull
t7 – he makes a half dozen or so GFI attempts to surround my side-stepping witch elf who is on the sidelines with the ball. he blitzes, surfs her and the crowd throw in is caught by a hobgoblin

this game couldn't end soon enough

congrats to ryanfitz!
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