“An ideal opening turned sour as the stalling tactics backfired. A rock knocked out a chaos warrior and with 3 stunned and another knocked out, it looked too easy for the 'Saws.

The team set up to hold off the chaos defense, but the Spirit Breaker players stepped it up a gear, twice to dropping Aztec. Meanwhile, his orc comrades were flailing - including a black orc badly hurt on a dodge - unable to peg back the defense for the critical moments of the stall. When the stupid troll (and he was really stupid in this half) eventually got near the action, he bloody well caught a scattered ball, ending my then distant chances.

The 2nd half started with a blitz! Great! Both downs. Not so great. Then orcs rapidly began to depart the field. Coach Chainsaw surveyed the pitch for secret claws, only anticipating one, but could only see a fired up Spirit Breaker team kicking orc ass. Aztec nearly got the ball, but dropped it, and things went flawlessly for Coach Stonetroll from there on in.”