“Shagga and the Stone Crows 1 vs. 1 Some hairy smelly vikings

WC Group match 1

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The Badlands champions lined up against a similar TV Norse team, and after losing the coin toss (due to sneaky foreign coins, wot we did not know which was heads, cos orc coins not have heads...) we had to kick. So we line up and Kick and smelly hairy mens get ball. Then they hits us, and we laff at their silly bearskins and hair and things, but then BAM "They has Ice TROLL" and it bash our troll who go down for count in round 1 (MNG). Hmm, do we send on shaman with troll-catnip, or hope that Mork saves troll with REGEN? Shaman still in pub, so we go for REGEN which fail. Bad, no troll for this game or next...

Still, we hits them mens, but can't break av7 for long time. And thems have 2 tricksy blodgers mens (one like elf with ag4!) and they keep getting ball back when we knocks them overs... Eventually they scores... HT 0-1 to the smelly vikings...

Half two. We get ball, and WAAARGH charge. Bash, and soon only 7 smellies left. Still, they sneaky and blodgers men dodge thru and knock over orc with ball, and nearly get aways, but after scrum ball bounce to Mona Bignose, who catch! Run Mona, run! No, not that way, da other way!!! And Mona lumbered off with ball to score in T16. We also kills a viking with DP boot to face! And make blodger viking into av6 for laffs. Like halfing now, silly mens.

Next up! Some humans!

Shagga!!!”