“Today the PSV Enthoven had to face the mighty Torpedo Wigan on the pitch. Torpedo played sverly up in TV and might even have hired Morg 'n Thorg, but decided to spend the money on bribes, wizards and Zzargh Madeye instead.

Torpedo got the first offense drive. Zzargh Madeye took the ball. Besides the suspense of a fireball, there was now also the suspense of a hail mary pass in the air. They managed to KO wardancer Luc Nilis in turn 2. We tried to get some revenge by two turns of gang fouling on bull cnetaur Kir Rabalou, but the ref didn't like this approach and sent passer Andrés Guardado home. We tried some attacks on the cage but the dwarfs didn't want to get pow'd to the ground. In the end, the break tackle on the bull centaurs could advance the cage fast enough to score in turn 8. 0-1 behind!

Both catchers Kezman and Van Breukelen went to their position on the Line of Scrimmage in turn 8. The crowd got silent. Would there be the miracle of a 1ttd? The crowd got so excited that it got out of hand. A small fight between man and wife on the first row about who should get the next round of beers got worse and worse and the whole crowd started rioting. The ref put the clock back 1 turn allowing giving our team more time to score back. Hans van Breukelen and Ruud van Nistelrooij quickly ran towards Torpedo's backfield. Minotour Krnos tried to stop Van Nistelrooij from scoring, but experienced lots of skulls during his blitz action, allowing Van Nistelrooij to score in our turn 8. 1-1!

The second half started with a good defense drive from our side. Torpedo's team was scattered, the ball was secure and the scorers in place, and hobgoblin Koluz got killed by a good punch from Ruud Gullit. But then, the unthinkable happened. A sudden thunderstorm passed by, and lightning stroke directly at our star ball player Van Nistelrooij, badly hurting him in the process! Eye witnesses saw a strange cloaked guy with a staff, long beard and a pointy hat near the dug out at the time of the thunderstorm. Luckily enough, our apothecary could patch Van Nistelrooij up so he would be ready for the next drive again.

The attempt to stop the Bull Centaurs from approaching wasn't very succesful. Their break tackle dodges got them easily out of harms way. Our treeman rooted so he couldn't play a role either. We got so despaate we even started to throw -2D blocks at the bull centaurs. In the end, it didn;t help and Torpedo managed to score 1-2 in turn 7.

Game over... or so we thought! Again catchers Kezman and Van Breukelen went to the line of scrimmage. This time, a Quick Snap allowed Van Breukelen to snekily move one square into Torpeo's half. This would be just enough for him to reach the endzone with his 9 MA and sprint. Wilfred Bouma picked up the ball... he ran towards Van Breukelen and threw the quick pass... on target! Van Breukelen caught the pass and sprinted towards the endzone.... go for it roll [2] go for it roll [3] go for it roll [6].. HE MADE IT!! 2-2 in turn 8!

Game over! Or so we thought! Again a riot on in the crowd, giving torpedo 2 turns to strike back. The bull centaurs and Samiz the hobgiblin ran into my half. We gave all we could. Van Nistelrooij killed poor Samiz. All the lineelves gathered around the bull centaurs to stop them. And this time it worked! A misclick on a three dice block brought bull centaur Ferufezan to the ground. Game over! Really!”