“The Goblins started off too distracted playing in the mud (generally stuffing each other's faces in it) to notice the starting kick off. This gave the Warriors a few seconds. As this happened Ongendus smashed Choppa Chupz as he was distracted who was knocked out by his own chainsaw. Equally Boomer took threw a bomb behind Bigbooger who was hit by his own ball and chain in the explosion.

Then the goblins started to get unlucky. A well constructed cage was undone by Snotmuva getting confused as to whether he should throw the ball or the bomb that was just thrown to him and throwing neither. The ball proceeded to bounce 5 times before ending up on the Warrior's side of the scrum. The Goblin coach was seen punching a snotling to remove stress at this point. The warriors quickly brought the ball away.

The Goblins and Trolls, well at least those not stunned desperately tried to put some pressure on the ball as they were fearful of their coach's wrath. However Gobbo ruined it by double 1s on a dodge and injuring himself. Proof of the ref's bias was quickly seen as Sigurd was banned from the game for simply stumbling over a downed Troll. He was merely confused, not properly stunned and really who hired that ref!

It was at this point the Goblins started to simply flee to the casualty and knocked out boxes "feigning" injuries to stop the righteous Norse from tearing through them. The dwarf, Boomer had other ideas and attempted another foul on a Troll. Again the ref banned him but I mean come on! He is the same height as the Troll's belly when the Troll is lying down. That should totally be taken as a fair block in this instance. Indeed the ref was only too happy to turn a blind eye to the Goblin's fouling. Unfortunately it was shown that Wellies for the rain were a poor fouling substitute for a spiked boot when it comes to fouling. Always have good fouling footwear!

The half ended with the 8 (A Troll knocked one guy out) Norsemen finishing the Goblins before running away from the Trolls and getting a score. The ref was not satisfied and proceeded to ban Boomer from the game a second time in spite of already being banned!

At the start of the second half the Goblins could deploy 8 players in spite of a 15 man roster. Early one they engineered a sneaky chance to score as a failed pick up had left a ball relatively undefended. However Snotmuva was disorientated from being thrown and could not pick up the ball. Repeated attempts to break the cage by throwing bombs at it failed as the Norse found quite the talent for throwing them back. Though 1 throw back did go slightly askew and knock out a beserker. The Norse doubled their lead against the hopelessly outnumbered Gobbos on turn 6. 6 players returned to the field for the Spiders.

A late attempt for a consolation score ended as a Goblin only just about escaped being eaten. The same Goblin then needed medical attention to survive as a Norse pummeled him to the floor. The Norse's final scoring attempt went wrong as their lack of catching practise was shown up. Even on T16 when a ref finally tries to ban a spider (a troll) for fouling he changes his mind because of the opposing coach. How is that fair I ask you?

Great game with plenty of craziness and Goblin plans going very horribly wrong.”