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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2018-07-10 19:39:40
Nurgle TV 1300k+800k
1
40k
11000
+1
4/1/1
Inducements: 1 bloodweiser keg, 1 Igor, 2 bribes, Star player Max Spleenripper, Star player Lord Borak the Despoiler, Mercenary Merc Rotter 1
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
-
3
-
1
11
109
-
3
37
3
#1 Samuel Singelutbud – Dead (RIP)
#9 Simon Strömavbrott – Serious Concussion (-AV)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
1
4
-
1
17
137
-
17
41
5
#2 Ryu – Pinched Nerve (MNG)
The question in this article is not meant to be rhetorical. In the only truly awful game of the season, The Mighty and Noble Tranemo Terrors seemed to have lost their will to regenerate. Not only did several of the team's Blessed Bloaters get sent off by injuries in the game, the Foulest of Mercenary Rotters managed to stomp on Samuel Singelutbud's (rot be upon his name) bloated corpse-like form so hard that the Rotspawn outright exploded, drenching the entire surrounding in Blessed Nurglé!
This was, of course, to the fans' delight. This reporter distinctively heard a squeal of joy from the stands, uttered by none other than coach Smidigt of IFK Elfeborg. Needless to say, there was no regeneration to be seen.
Simon Strömavbrott also suffered a severe injury, but the team's physicians promise he will be back in action within a little time, though he will forever be scarred by this injury. We hope Blessed Nurglé will give him his fair rot in time anyway.
This loss marks the first loss in Tranemo Terror's books this season, but the loss also means a better seed for the play-offs in their case. This reporter hopes Coach Kobin Raas can bury his Blessed Samuel Singelutbud (decay be upon his name) and come back strong in the play-offs!
N. T. Kaas
Freelance sports journalist