“All the cheating, mercenaries, magic tricks and star players that Badlands Athletico paid for couldn't help them as they collapsed to a 4-0 loss. Blame in part goes to the highly partisan crowd, who when they weren't cheering for Donald and the rest of the Extremists, were throwing rocks at the poor, delicate orcs. Even without the fans, there was nothing the orcs had against a bunch of roided-up populists with a point to prove. We should be happy it didn't go any worse...

(The orcs had spent last week at Hubris Rakarth's training camp, and it showed - with 3 more completions than the Extremists, the orcs have clearly taken those lessons to heart, with Kebub in particular showing the first signs of agility.)

Sad to say, Dugrug has decided to retire after hurting his back in this match, but his brother, the even dirtier Dogrog, will be replacing him for future matches.

And now, as the rain falls and hides the tears running down the faces of the orcs, they return to their caves.”