The story of Mr Gloog is inspirational and, were he not an insufferable douche-bag, he would be a role model for plenty of young players.

Bossy, opinionated and rude, Mr Gloog quickly established himself as the leader of the original trio of Black Orcs in the Shamoozle Kaboos. His superior demeanour only served to compound his embarrassment when he was unceremoniously custard pied in the face by the skeleton of Kids Diana (Unending Glory). Having lost respect throughout the team, other than from the subservient Mr Snerf and Mr Weppins, Mr Gloog resolved to work on his game and win back the trust he feels he deserves.

Cue a re-match against rivals Unending Glory weeks later. The Glory had hired Ivan "the animal" Deathshroud, ruthless mercenary and fan favourite around the globe. Mr Gloog felt his redemption was upon him and arranged amongst his Black Orc pals to isolate Ivan even at the cost of losing the game. The plan worked and although Unending Glory were undoubtedly going to win the match, the final round began with Mr Gloog within striking distance of Ivan.

With cold, focused eyes Mr Gloog boldly strolled up to Ivan. Ivan was dismissive; he'd heard about the "custard faced clown" in the locker room beforehand and he wasn't intimidated. But that complacency would end his life.

Mr Gloog violently tore into Ivan, striking him repeatedly in the face until Ivan's teeth were more out than in. As Ivan desperately tried to regenerate, Mr Gloog physically ripped him to shreds leaving nothing but a bloody mess of severed body parts on the ground. And so it came to pass that the "custard faced clown" regained the respect of teammates, opponents and referees alike.