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Centipede Joe
#7
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
256
B
43
P
3
F
0
G
17
Cp
3
In
0
Cs
2
Td
8
Mvp
3
GPP
46
XPP
0
SPP
46
Injuries
Skills
Block
Dodge
Guard
Sure Hands
Joe Schmowski was born with a weird mutation - two arm like appendages protrude from his torso. Naturally for someone with such an affliction, the nickname "Centipede" was quickly adopted by friends, family and enemies alike.
The interesting part of Joe's story is that medical examination has revealed the appendages are actually not arms at all but, in fact, extra ears. They therefore do not help Joe in his attempts to hold, throw and catch the ball but offer assistance in his game awareness and ability to navigate around the pitch.
With such skills he could excel in a number of Blood Bowl roles. However, he has grown up used to the role as ball handler having been forced to play there by his youth team coaches, none of whom bought the sentence "but coach, they're not arms, they're ears!".
The interesting part of Joe's story is that medical examination has revealed the appendages are actually not arms at all but, in fact, extra ears. They therefore do not help Joe in his attempts to hold, throw and catch the ball but offer assistance in his game awareness and ability to navigate around the pitch.
With such skills he could excel in a number of Blood Bowl roles. However, he has grown up used to the role as ball handler having been forced to play there by his youth team coaches, none of whom bought the sentence "but coach, they're not arms, they're ears!".
Match performances
Date
Opponent
Comp
TD
Int
Cas
Mvp
Spp
2019-11-22
-
1
-
-
1
8
2019-12-03
-
1
-
-
-
3
2020-03-17
-
1
-
1
-
5
2020-03-21
1
-
-
-
-
1
2020-04-06
1
1
-
-
1
9
2020-04-13
-
1
-
-
-
3
2020-06-02
-
1
-
-
-
3
2020-08-27
-
1
-
1
-
5
2021-08-29
1
1
-
-
1
9