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Halfling Half Biscuit
Roster [R] Halfling

HALFLING HALF BISCUIT



Halfling Half Biscuit were formed after a large barrel of sherry, by the twin Halflings Nigo and Nelmo Blackrose. They poured money in from their travelling jug band to make money in the times away from the stage.

After a very poor start to the team, the twins fired the manager Billy-Bob Daisyhead after winning only 1 game. The twins took over as joined managers but failed to turn things around for Halfling Half Biscuit recording a club and local record run of 32 games without a win.

The twins disbanded the club, firing everyone except the trees, who steadfastly refused to move. After a long winter tour (The Jugging All Over The Moot! tour) the Twins hired all the best local talent to represent the Mighty Biscuits!
Casualty TypesPlayers (Red are Journeymen)
Killed
Minus Strength
Minus Movement
Minus Agility
Minus Armor
Niggling Injury


TREEMANGAMESCASMVPSSPPsStatus
 - OAKLEY 		30151290DEAD ✝
 - TODD 		3012549ACTIVE
Team Records

Highest Team Value! 1500
Lowest Team Value! 960
Biggest Winning Streak! 1 Game
Biggest Losing Streak! 5 Games
Most TDs Scored in a Game! 3
Most TDs Conceded in a Game! 5
Most Casualties Inflicted in a Game! 5
Most Casualties Suffered in a Game! 8

Tournament Records



Round 1: 2-0 Loss against Happy Tree Friends



Round 1: 3-2 OT Loss against Pernecare Deus

Player Records

TopName#
Games
Oakley
Todd
30
Completions (12)
Griffin
Pearson
Leacock Jnr
2
Touchdowns (30)
Miller
7
Interceptions (1)
Davis Jnr
1
Casualties (45)
Oakley
15
Most Valuable Player (30)
Oakley
12
Star Player Points (344)
Oakley
90
Passing (36)
Griffin
8
Rushing (649)
Teale III
92
Blocks (794)
Oakley
220
Fouls (35)
Mears
Howard III
Mears III
Davis IV
3
Scoring Thrower
Pearson
Leacock Jnr
2
Blocking Thrower
Pearson
2
Blocking Scorer
Miller
5
Triple
Pearson
2
All-rounder


POSITION REST IN PIECES
Hopeful
Hefty
Catcher
Treeman
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Perdita
Halfling Catcher
5 2 3 6
Catch, Dodge, Right Stuff, Sprint, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
2
Mears III
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   8 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
3
Davis IV
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   8 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 50k
(30+20)k
  
4
Lucky
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
5
Lewis IV
Halfling Hefty
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Fend, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
6
Howard III
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   17 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 50k
(30+20)k
  
7
Davis V
Halfling Hefty
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Fend, Stunty
 n, m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(0)k
  
8
Jones IV
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   17 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
9
Teale III
Halfling Catcher
6 2 3 6
Catch, Dodge, Right Stuff, Sprint, Stunty
+MA
   16 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 80k
(50+30)k
  
10
Pongo
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
11
Earnshaw
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   28 1 2 0 2 0 11/16 50k
(30+20)k
  
13
Todd
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Block, Break Tackle, Guard
   30 0 0 0 12 5 49/51 190k
(120+70)k
  
14
Thunder
Halfling Hopeful
4 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -ma, m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(0)k
  
15
Teale V
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
12 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: TheGngrNoob Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 960k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 110k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1040k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:30 (2/6/22) |TD Diff:-35 (30 - 65) |Cas Diff:-58 (31/17/5 - 74/23/14)
Last Opponent: Bob's Big Boned Boys