| | Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
| 14 | Chockingly uninteresting appearance (on a 5+ gets stunty for the next roll) | Gutter Runner | 3 | 1 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger | n |
| 6 | Mortified when outnumbered (commits suicide on a 6+) | Lineman | 2 | 5 | | d |
| 14 | Extraholy presence (all injuries are counted as death vs rats) | Thrower | 3 | 7 | Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate | m, n |
| 6 | Sewer-rat (gets huge fork when fouling) | Lineman | 5 | 2 | | m, n |
| 6 | Rats arent what they used to be | Lineman | 3 | 8 | | d |
| 6 | Nuffle is reality (Is never surprised by anything, gets stunty) | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | m, n |
| 3 | Anabolic (gets random strength-skill before OT) | Gutter Runner | 8 | 34 | Dodge, Block, Side Step, Leap | n |
| 2 | Silent (get +st at halftime) | Blitzer | 21 | 56 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, Jump Up | m, d |
| 9 | Cannibal (eats all rats base-to-base without personality) | Lineman | 14 | 10 | Dirty Player | m, n |
| 2 | Anabolic (gets random strength-skill before 2nd half) | Lineman | 3 | 3 | | d |
| 4 | Burdened by faith (looses 1 move every turn) | Storm Vermin | 6 | 2 | Block | d |
| 2 | Ratderby (gets ALL mutations vs rats) | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | m, n |
| 12 | Too cool for school (bulied from birth, now hes taking revenge) | Gutter Runner | 35 | 143 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, +ST, Block, Side Step, Tackle, +MA | d |
| 7 | Son of son of spikes (so unfamous he can become invicible) | Lineman | 16 | 18 | Block, Strip Ball | n |
| 8 | Innocent angel (gets Foul Appearance vs High Elves) | Lineman | 17 | 14 | Block | d |
| 5 | Carries too much speed (move 12, fails all gfi) | Gutter Runner | 9 | 19 | Dodge, Block, Side Step | -st, m |
| 9 | Built on drugs (gets random skill before every game) | Rat Ogre | 9 | 31 | Mighty Blow, Frenzy, Prehensile Tail, Big Guy, Wild Animal, Guard, Multiple Block, +AG | n |
| 12 | Helpless against orcs (fails everything) | Gutter Runner | 3 | 6 | Dodge | d |
| 9 | Uncent angel (gets frenzy vs all male) | Lineman | 3 | 5 | | d |
| 8 | Innocent angel (gets hypnotic gaze vs amazons) | Lineman | 7 | 1 | | d |
| 8 | Mersenne Twister | Rat Ogre | 2 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Frenzy, Prehensile Tail, Big Guy, Wild Animal | d |
| 1 | Rigged tubes (When put into casualty, throw injury to all adjacent players) | Lineman | 25 | 24 | Block, Kick | m, n |
| 8 | Krazy Legs Kriz (Disappears At Attempted Block on 2+) | Gutter Runner | 3 | 27 | Dodge, Block | d |
| 7 | Son of spikes (famous for nothing) | Lineman | 18 | 32 | Block, Kick, Strip Ball | n, m, n |
| 4 | Fat and juicy (rolls over enemy on pushback) | Storm Vermin | 24 | 18 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow | -ma, m, -av |
| 1 | Playing coach (+2 RR, -Conversationskill) | Lineman | 5 | 3 | | m, n |
| 14 | Linda (get annoyed while talking) | Thrower | 31 | 37 | Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate, Safe Throw, Block | d |
| 15 | The Fûhrer (gets way too much attention always) | Lineman | 27 | 24 | Dirty Player, +AG | m, n |
| 12 | Attach a string (gives an extra cheerleader) | Lineman | 12 | 0 | | d |
| 10 | Airsupply (KOs recovery 2+) | Rat Ogre | 13 | 39 | Mighty Blow, Frenzy, Prehensile Tail, Big Guy, Wild Animal, Guard, Break Tackle, Multiple Block | d |
| 6 | Far from reality (gets 10k after every game, for himself) | Lineman | 44 | 61 | +AG, Block, +AG, Strip Ball | n, m, n |
| 9 | Power of Pen (gets 3 squares free move when Quick Snap) | Lineman | 17 | 11 | Block | d |
| 11 | Dodge from death (ignores tackle when dodging) | Lineman | 54 | 70 | Claw, Block, Tackle, Shadowing | n, m, n |
| 15 | Attach a string (gives 2 extra cheerleaders) | Lineman | 6 | 0 | | d |
| 12 | Far from reality (gets 10k after every game, for himself) | Lineman | 5 | 10 | Dirty Player | m, n |
| 12 | Royal touch (-1 dice to hit) | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | m, n |
| 11 | Artful Dodger | Lineman | 5 | 0 | | m, -st |
| 10 | Eyes to close to truth | Lineman | 7 | 6 | Dirty Player | m, n |
| 6 | Elektra´s 2nd sister (gets frenzy touching the ball) | Lineman | 9 | 5 | | m, n |
| 7 | Running fury (+3 move, falls over on GFI) | Gutter Runner | 18 | 51 | Dodge, Block, Pass Block, Shadowing, Sprint | n |
| 6 | Elektra´s sister (gets frenzy touching the ball) | Lineman | 3 | 5 | | d |
| 9 | Power of Pen (gets 2 squares free move when Quick Snap) | Lineman | 12 | 5 | | d |
| 6 | Elektra (gets frenzy touching a child) | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | d |
| 14 | Playing coach (+1 RR, -Conversationskill) | Thrower | 21 | 16 | Pass, Sure Hands, +AG, Safe Throw | n |
| 5 | Split Personality (scores in other direction if possible) | Gutter Runner | 39 | 75 | Dodge, Block, +ST, Side Step, Tackle | n, d |
| 6 | Arnold (gets frenzy base to a female) | Lineman | 4 | 0 | | d |
| 15 | Royal touch (-1 dice to hit) | Thrower | 10 | 22 | Pass, Sure Hands, Strong Arm, Safe Throw | n |
| 13 | Fair and fragile (opponent flirt instead of dodge, 2+ tentacles) | Lineman | 31 | 68 | +AG, +MA, +AG, Block | m, n |
| 7 | Mighty view (watches other games on the field, no modifiers) | Lineman | 8 | 5 | | -ma, d |
| 12 | Small fork (stings base to base, 6+ stunned) | Gutter Runner | 5 | 10 | Dodge, Block | d |
| 11 | Running fury (+3 move, falls over on 2+) | Gutter Runner | 13 | 54 | Dodge, Nerves Of Steel, Block, +MA, Side Step | -ma |
| 12 | Tiny to handle (stunty, weak, spiritual) | Lineman | 5 | 0 | | d |
| 10 | Fit body (always in the frontline) | Lineman | 17 | 13 | +AG | n, d |
| 16 | Airsupply (KOs recovery 2+) | Rat Ogre | 28 | 23 | Mighty Blow, Frenzy, Prehensile Tail, Big Guy, Wild Animal, Break Tackle, Guard | m, n |
| 11 | Tons of legs (+3 Move, falls over on GFI on 2+) | Gutter Runner | 9 | 33 | Dodge, +AG, Block, Pass Block | n, m, n |
| 10 | Airsupply (KOs recovery 2+) | Lineman | 1 | 5 | | d |
| 9 | Princess (slimy, -1 dice to hit) | Lineman | 14 | 9 | Block | m, n |
| 8 | Big belly (never rolls over) | Lineman | 38 | 31 | Claw, +MA, Block | -av, m, n |
| 7 | Extra eyes (-2 catch) | Lineman | 11 | 5 | | d |
| 6 | Split body (appear at two places at the same time) | Lineman | 9 | 7 | Block | n, d |
| 5 | Childish personality (goes to other team at a 6 each turn) | Lineman | 14 | 5 | | m, -ag |
| 4 | Golden Wings (can fly anywhere at a 5+) | Gutter Runner | 43 | 140 | Dodge, +MA, Block, +ST, Side Step, Tackle, Sprint | -av, d |
| 3 | Combination deluxe (always rolls doubles) | Gutter Runner | 72 | 177 | Dodge, Dauntless, Block, +ST, Strip Ball, Horns, Leap | -st, d |
| 2 | Liver through mouth (pukes a deadly acid at player base to base) | Storm Vermin | 68 | 79 | Block, Mighty Blow, Guard, Tackle, Shadowing, +MA | -av, m, n |
| 1 | Spiky balls (gets frenzy, MB & jump up if knocked prone twice) | Storm Vermin | 39 | 45 | Block, Tackle, Guard, Claw | n |
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