Past Players of Staten Island Simpletons
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
2 | Swede Hanson | Chosen Blocker | 6 | 2 | | -ag |
13 | Snitz Snyder | Beastman Runner | 2 | 0 | Horns | -st |
11 | Hinkey Haines | Beastman Runner | 2 | 0 | Horns | d |
9 | Hinkey Haines | Beastman Runner | 4 | 2 | Horns | d |
11 | money pit | Minotaur | 0 | 0 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Loner, Wild Animal | |
11 | money pit | Minotaur | 0 | 0 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Loner, Wild Animal | |
2 | Doc Ledbetter | Chosen Blocker | 7 | 0 | | d |
12 | Mule Wilson | Beastman Runner | 15 | 9 | Horns, +AG | m, -st |
11 | Hoot 'Hoof-Foot' Haines | Beastman Runner | 16 | 31 | Horns, Block, Tackle, Strip Ball | -ag |
10 | Hairy 'The Cook' Fry | Beastman Runner | 8 | 19 | Horns, Tackle, Block | d |
9 | Tiny Feather | Beastman Runner | 16 | 5 | Horns | m, d |
6 | Mule Wilson | Beastman Runner | 1 | 5 | Horns | -st |
5 | Jack Sha'spiro | Beastman Runner | 28 | 19 | Horns, Block, Tackle | m, -st |
2 | Doc Ledbetter | Chosen Blocker | 16 | 10 | Mighty Blow | |