| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
7 | Little Dot | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
3 | Slice the Revenge | Carver | 4 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |
16 | Yolo Jones | Chaos Halfling | 12 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block | -ma, d |
10 | Mini Max | Chaos Halfling | 10 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | B-squad leader | Chaos Halfling | 12 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA | m, d |
10 | Juncus | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Extra Arms | d |
8 | Bermudagrass | Chaos Halfling | 11 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +ST | d |
7 | Zoysiagrass | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
6 | Fescue | Chaos Halfling | 14 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Disturbing Presence | m, d |
5 | Dave "the Boss" Blackgrass | Head Carver | 14 | 16 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Block, Horns | -ag, m, -st, -av |
4 | Dice | Carver | 14 | 7 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Block | d |
3 | Slice | Carver | 11 | 2 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |