| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
2 | Blug Mosswort | Ogre | 8 | 21 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, +AG, Break Tackle | d |
12 | Joey Green-Jello II | Gnoblar | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, d |
6 | Booger McTavish II | Gnoblar | 4 | 1 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
14 | Phlegm Benson II | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ma |
10 | Technicolour Ron | Gnoblar | 4 | 7 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
12 | Joey Green-Jello | Gnoblar | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ma |
10 | Phlegm Benson | Gnoblar | 2 | 6 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
7 | Spittle McGee | Gnoblar | 7 | 11 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Sprint | d |
6 | Booger McTavish | Gnoblar | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | n |
2 | Grumus | Ogre | 4 | 6 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Break Tackle | d |