Past Players of Philosophical Phootball
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
8 | Aristippus | Beastman Runner | 1 | 0 | Horns | d |
6 | Echecrates | Beastman Runner | 3 | 0 | Horns | d |
2 | Apollodorus | Chosen Blocker | 2 | 0 | | |
6 | Melissus | Beastman Runner | 2 | 0 | Horns | -ag |
8 | Democritus | Beastman Runner | 3 | 0 | Horns | -st |
6 | Socrates | Beastman Runner | 7 | 13 | Horns, Block | m, d |
12 | Hippias | Beastman Runner | 18 | 54 | Horns, Block, Mighty Blow, Claw, Tentacles | |
11 | Protagoras | Beastman Runner | 7 | 6 | Horns, +MA | d |
10 | Empedocles | Beastman Runner | 17 | 15 | Horns, Block | m, d |
9 | Zeno | Beastman Runner | 16 | 21 | Horns, Block, Mighty Blow | m, m, m, -av |
8 | Anaxagoras | Beastman Runner | 10 | 15 | Horns, Block | -av, m |
7 | Parmenides | Beastman Runner | 22 | 51 | Horns, Block, Mighty Blow, Claw, Piling On | m |
6 | Heraclitus | Beastman Runner | 6 | 11 | Horns, Block | d |
5 | Xenophanes | Beastman Runner | 17 | 10 | Horns, Block | d |
3 | Anaximenes | Chosen Blocker | 6 | 2 | | d |
2 | Anaximander | Chosen Blocker | 19 | 16 | Block, Mighty Blow | n |