| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
4 | Rumpole | Ogre | 3 | 5 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate | m, d |
8 | Snot Rag | Gnoblar | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
16 | Snot Sixteen | Gnoblar | 4 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
8 | Snot Believable | Gnoblar | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
15 | Snot Caring | Gnoblar | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
13 | Snot Necessary | Gnoblar | 15 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -st, d |
10 | Snot Important | Gnoblar | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, m, d |
9 | Snot In Your Lifetime | Gnoblar | 5 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
8 | Snot Happening | Gnoblar | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Diving Tackle | d |
4 | Curfew | Ogre | 11 | 19 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, +AG, Break Tackle | -ag |
3 | Hamilton | Ogre | 14 | 21 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Strong Arm | -st |
1 | Uber | Ogre | 7 | 2 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate | d |