| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
6 | Pikachu | Horror | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Jump Up, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Throw Team-Mate | -av |
6 | Nagyi | Horror | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Jump Up, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Throw Team-Mate, Very Long Legs | -av |
15 | Frodo the little one | Horror | 11 | 7 | Dodge, Jump Up, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Throw Team-Mate, Prehensile Tail | d |
15 | Marci the REtard | Horror | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Jump Up, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Throw Team-Mate | n |
10 | Deji the idiot | Horror | 22 | 21 | Dodge, Jump Up, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Throw Team-Mate, Block, Horns | m, d |
7 | Chris the arachnofobic | Horror | 18 | 9 | Dodge, Jump Up, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Throw Team-Mate, Disturbing Presence | -st |
6 | Daniel the shy | Horror | 8 | 5 | Dodge, Jump Up, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Throw Team-Mate | -av |
5 | Greg the selfish | Horror | 24 | 12 | Dodge, Jump Up, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Throw Team-Mate, Diving Tackle | d |
4 | Thomas the train | Flamer | 18 | 12 | Leap, Sprint, Safe Throw, Very Long Legs, Bombardier, No Hands, Regeneration, Accurate | -av, m, d |
2 | Charlie the smart | Greater Horror | 23 | 27 | Dodge, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Block, Tackle | n |