| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
14 | Ron | Lineman | 1 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | |
13 | Flat tracker | Lineman | 4 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | m, d |
5 | One day we will have 12 | Lineman | 2 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
11 | Harry | Lineman | 10 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | m, d |
17 | Martin Clearbrook | Lineman | 1 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
11 | Neil | Lineman | 2 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | -av |
8 | Derek | Lineman | 5 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
9 | Live Forever | Lineman | 11 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | m, d |
6 | High arches | Lineman | 11 | 12 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Guard | n |
8 | Ground game | Lineman | 4 | 2 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
18 | Osmond Quickhammer | Lineman | 1 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
7 | Alive | Lineman | 7 | 2 | Leap, Very Long Legs | m, d |
8 | Again | Lineman | 6 | 2 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
5 | Continued death | Lineman | 16 | 22 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Wrestle, Strip Ball | -ma |
5 | Half a team | Lineman | 2 | 2 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
1 | Ordinary Legs III | Blitzer | 10 | 37 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs, Block, Dodge, Side Step | m, -av |
6 | Brian | Lineman | 11 | 5 | Leap, Very Long Legs | -av |
5 | Carmage | Lineman | 8 | 2 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
3 | They're dead, they're all dead | Lineman | 11 | 5 | Leap, Very Long Legs | m, d |
1 | Ordinary Legs II | Blitzer | 7 | 19 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs, Block, Dodge | d |
2 | Grounded II | Blitzer | 8 | 30 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs, Block, Dodge | d |
12 | Does not go splat | Lineman | 2 | 7 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
11 | Does not make humorous jumping noise | Lineman | 22 | 22 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Wrestle, Strip Ball | m, d |
10 | Does not rebbit | Lineman | 6 | 5 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
9 | Does not croak | Lineman | 5 | 2 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
8 | Straight line | Lineman | 5 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | m, d |
7 | Linear | Lineman | 18 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Wrestle | m, -ma |
6 | Flat | Lineman | 7 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Wrestle | d |
5 | Regular feet | Lineman | 6 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | -av |
4 | Any colour but green | Lineman | 32 | 26 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Guard, Block | m, -av |
3 | Ordinary legs | Blitzer | 6 | 23 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs, Block, Dodge | -ma |
2 | Grounded | Blitzer | 3 | 6 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs, Block | d |
1 | Stays on floor | Blitzer | 4 | 15 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs, Block | m, n |