| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
12 | Rodny | Gnoblar | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
9 | Dangerfield | Gnoblar | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
12 | Ignatzami | Gnoblar | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
16 | Mr. Irrelevant | Gnoblar | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
15 | Great Showman | Gnoblar | 10 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, m, d |
5 | KC Choke | Gnoblar | 10 | 10 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Jump Up | d |
1 | Holdout Kam | Gnoblar | 6 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, d |
5 | Dumb Beast | Gnoblar | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
16 | Cheap Kelly | Gnoblar | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
11 | Cheatriot | Gnoblar | 9 | 6 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Sure Feet | m, n, -st, d |
8 | Belly Chick | Gnoblar | 12 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -av, d |
16 | Should have run the ball | Gnoblar | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -av, d |
15 | Sanders Shutup | Gnoblar | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
14 | Fattie Lazy | Gnoblar | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, n, m, m, d |
13 | Homeless Charger | Gnoblar | 17 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, m, m, -ma, d |
12 | Falkons Implotion | Gnoblar | 12 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, m, d |
11 | Rodgers Overrated | Gnoblar | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
9 | Spying Runt | Gnoblar | 15 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -av, d |
8 | Deflated Runt | Gnoblar | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -av, d |
7 | Poor Opressed Kaep | Gnoblar | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -st, d |
5 | Cowboys Overrated | Gnoblar | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
3 | Newton Fail | Gnoblar | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, d |
2 | GB Fans are Grannies | Gnoblar | 12 | 20 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Sure Feet, +MA | -ma, -av, m, d |
1 | Brady Sux | Gnoblar | 6 | 10 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Sure Feet | -st, d |