Past Players of Cheese Cheese and Pizza
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
17 | Martin Dirtytree | Lineman | 1 | 2 | | d |
12 | Fast Max | Gutter Runner | 18 | 47 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Strip Ball, Side Step, Wrestle | d |
17 | Richard Weakfield | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
11 | Tomato | Lineman | 4 | 0 | | n, m, d |
10 | Sauce | Lineman | 9 | 5 | | m, d |
9 | Pepperoni | Lineman | 10 | 9 | Block | d |
5 | Fast Hass | Gutter Runner | 11 | 19 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Wrestle, Strip Ball | m, d |
4 | Speedy Gonzalez | Gutter Runner | 20 | 23 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Side Step, Big Hand | m, d |
3 | Heavy Marco | Blitzer | 10 | 7 | Block, +ST | m, -av, d |
2 | Speedy Gonzalez | Blitzer | 11 | 12 | Block, Guard | -ma, m |
1 | Big Tony | Rat Ogre | 20 | 52 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Loner, Wild Animal, Juggernaut, Break Tackle, Guard | m, d |