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<span style="font-weight: bold">Season 13</span> Commissioner Twahn Regional League (Runners Up) Crash Twahnlow Champs: Squirrel Grippa (3) Maori Sidestep-Fun (3) <span style="font-weight: bold">Season 14</span> Corporate Fraudsters Conference (Runners Up) After a bad start to their debut in the conferences the Crash stormed home, narrowly missing out on the wildcard promotion to premier. Crash Twahnlow Champ: Oncomin Truk (6) <span style="font-weight: bold">Season 15 - Southside Stone Smashers Conference</span> The Crash struggled with major premier contenders Carlton United and the REALLY High Elves. We finished 3rd on countback, our worst placing ever despite a scoring more TD spree of a season (for us !). At least we maintained our perfect run of 4-1-2 seasons. Star Blitzer Oncomin Truk became the Crash's first ever Pro Bowl player this season too. Crash Twahnlow Champ: Oncomin Truk (10) <span style="font-weight: bold">Season 16 - Manic Mammalians Conference</span> This season the Crash lost one of their stalwarts, 25 game veteran Spear Tackla ended his career alive but in need of a peg-leg after being smashed by Northern Blight blitzer Nikoliev 'Shloss!' Sazzeyev. Tackla will serve out at least this season as assistant manager. They also fought their way to a 6-1 record and the Premier Division ! Pyle Dryvah made the Pro Bowl player this season too, and was the Crash's Twahnlow Champ, equalling Trukkos' 10 vote record. <span style="font-weight: bold">Season 17 - SWL Premier</span> So we've Crashed Prem, and it looks like its off to a tough start...stays tough through the middle...and ends up damn tough. We opened with a win and the death of three Crash greats, spelling doom for the rest of the Crash season. But the doom was short-lived, and some handy wins against the Adepts and Eternal Rage have cemented the (usual) Runner's Up spot for the perennial (and very, very ugly) bridesmaids. Only a miracle of Nuffle could see the Crash take the title though. <table cellspacing="3" cellpadding="2"><tr><td><span style="font-weight: bold">Opponent</span></td><td><span style="font-weight: bold">Result</span></td><td><span style="font-weight: bold">Score</span></td></tr><tr><td>KFC</td><td>W</td><td>2-0 </td></tr><tr><td>Sinister Duskriders</td><td>L</td><td>1-2</td></tr><tr><td>Slumbering Skink</td><td>L</td><td>0-2</td></tr><tr><td>Ankh Morpork City Watch</td><td>W</td><td>Ft.</td></tr><tr><td>Zen Adepts</td><td>W</td><td>2-1</td></tr><tr><td>Eternal Rage</td><td>W</td><td>2-0</td></tr><tr><td>Carlton United</td><td></td><td></td></tr></table> <table><tr><td colspan=2 style='text-align: center; font-style: italic;'>Twahnlow Table</td></tr><tr><td style='font-style: italic; color: #329732;'>Player</td><td style='font-style: italic; color: #329732;'>Votes</td></tr><tr><td>Pyle Dryvah</td><td style='text-align: right;'>9</td></tr><tr><td>Squirrel Grippa</td><td style='text-align: right;'>3</td></tr><tr><td>Oncomin Truk R.I.P.</td><td style='text-align: right;'>2</td></tr><tr><td>Knut Grabbla</td><td style='text-align: right;'>2</td></tr><tr><td>Yur Eyegouger</td><td style='text-align: right;'>1</td></tr><tr><td>Nutshot Yield</td><td style='text-align: right;'>1</td></tr></table>

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
un-forseen fate to die	Ogre	1000k	17	3/0/0	50k	2 - 0	1000k	5	0/0/0	90k	63k
The Stinkers	Nurgle	1090k	13	1/1/0	80k	1 - 0	1320k	9	1/0/1	40k	56k
Illawarra Stealers	Elf	1210k	15	0/3/0	90k	1 - 1	1500k	11	1/0/0	60k	62k
Aberration Theatre	Necromantic	1280k	9	0/0/0	20k	1 - 2	1120k	17	0/1/0	70k	51k
Hammers of Warr	Dwarf	1310k	19	0/1/1	120k	2 - 1	940k	5	1/0/0	0k	61k
Creepers	Shambling Undead	1480k	10	1/0/0	70k	1 - 2	1490k	13	1/0/0	90k	83k
Carlton United	Human	1570k	15	1/2/0	30k	1 - 3	2000k	23	1/2/0	40k	70k
Echoes of the Great Song	Wood Elf	1560k	16	2/0/1	40k	1 - 3	1730k	20	0/0/0	50k	83k
Dixie Ditz	Amazon	1630k	22	2/2/1	60k	2 - 1	1520k	9	0/1/0	70k	64k
Wicked C Dorfs	Chaos Dwarf	1680k	19	1/2/2	130k	1 - 0	2190k	3	1/1/0	0k	102k
Westfield Maulers	Chaos	1790k	20	1/2/0	40k	3 - 0	1580k	7	1/1/1	40k	70k
Citadel Ancients	Necromantic Horror	1820k	16	0/1/1	70k	2 - 1	1960k	12	2/0/0	10k	80k
WyvernTail Stingers	Elf	1930k	20	2/1/0	20k	2 - 2	2130k	15	0/0/0	20k	81k
Northern Blight	Norse	1990k	19	1/2/0	70k	2 - 0	1640k	6	0/0/0	60k	73k
Subterranean Slavers	Chaos Dwarf	2100k	12	1/0/1	40k	2 - 0	2040k	7	1/0/0	80k	126k
Carlton United	Human	2070k	15	1/1/0	20k	1 - 2	2090k	17	1/1/0	40k	97k
REALLY High Elves	High Elf	2120k	26	4/4/0	30k	2 - 3	2210k	20	1/0/1	50k	78k
Creepers	Shambling Undead	2090k	24	2/2/0	40k	3 - 0	2000k	7	1/0/0	80k	107k
Fast Fossils	Lizardmen	2190k	19	1/1/0	30k	2 - 2	1960k	11	0/0/0	70k	110k
Lowdown Gits	Skaven	2220k	26	4/0/0	30k	3 - 1	1510k	9	0/0/0	40k	90k
Unknown Kadath	Human	2000k	19	3/1/0	50k	2 - 0	1620k	11	0/2/0	30k	89k
Ankh Morpork City Watch	Necromantic	2090k	18	2/2/0	20k	2 - 0	2090k	8	1/0/1	50k	89k
Gumbeast United	Tomb Kings	2080k	11	0/0/0	40k	1 - 0	1810k	7	1/1/0	50k	82k
Sunbakers	Lizardmen	2130k	16	1/1/1	50k	1 - 0	1680k	5	0/1/0	40k	92k
Northern Blight	Norse	2220k	19	2/1/1	20k	1 - 2	1920k	16	0/2/0	40k	89k
REALLY High Elves	High Elf	2150k	21	1/1/0	40k	3 - 0	2090k	10	1/1/0	60k	96k
Steelfist FC	Dwarf	2240k	21	2/0/1	70k	2 - 0	1760k	7	0/1/0	50k	105k
Karak-Varn FC	Dwarf	2310k	17	0/1/1	70k	2 - 0	2400k	10	2/1/2	30k	128k
Sinister Duskriders	Dark Elf	1900k	18	1/3/0	80k	1 - 2	2400k	16	0/1/0	40k	123k
Slumbering Skink	Lizardmen	2020k	8	0/0/1	50k	0 - 2	2440k	11	0/0/0	50k	98k
Zen Adepts	Chaos Dwarf	2080k	19	2/0/1	70k	2 - 1	2400k	11	1/1/0	50k	128k
Eternal Rage	Dark Elf	2200k	13	2/1/0	60k	2 - 0	1780k	6	1/1/0	30k	114k