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We lost in the first round of XFL III. Shame... But it was right. I wasnt concentrating enough, vs Heinz´s Bon Scott vs. Brian Johnson. Always fun to meet legendary teams!

One closer to eternal fame. And the best is that the vamps will always be there to see their own glory. Fantastic. A good first game. Hoped to have a full squad to next game but turn 15 stopped that... Keeper of sad dreams was coach Nature_Warden´s first cas. So we honour him for that! And we keep him for that reason! Perfect! Love it! After 2-1 in their first game ever, versus ogres

Second game we had a draw versus a guy who had played 10 games! Beat that! LOL! Something said me that a friend he talked about helped out, because suddenly he started playing supercoachstyle! That was hilarious. I could not stop laughing. From not knowing how to get two dices to fancy chainpushes perfectly done! Note: always check how many games someone have played. That was a bit too much...but marveously fun! A gob killed himself in the last round, being eaten by a troll. Lovely! Leif got st+. After 2-0 versus School of D´oh

A vamp killed himself on a gfi trying to score in the second turn. Too greedy. Must learn that no GFI without rr if not truly necessary... Apo failed in the turn after. In the middle of second half two vamps and two thralls were alone versus the lizzards on the pitch. But we managed with one death and two MNG! Not bad, not bad at all. Got a new vamp, a Leader- and a dodge-thrall after the game! So, I got the reroll I wanted! After 2-0 versus New Green Speed Elite

Once again we ended the game with 4 players on the pitch, and when the vamp got the first bloodlust of the game (that wasnt rerolled) we only hade three. But the merciful Gebannus made a quick TD on me. Guardian of Pain got ag5, now he is one hell of a gazer... our first blodger arrived... thinking about getting a dp for my next thrall. Could need that when I meet wellcomposed teams... Not that gobbos arent Gebannus, of course they are. Please dont send your cage after me! Maaaaaaaaaaaam!!!! (Dhaktokh is quickly afterwards laying in his own blood, with marks of green (!) teeth... After 3-1 versus Gebannus´ goblinhorde 070204

Tiberius is our first niggled nurgled player ever! Yihoo! A perm cas vs nurgle!!! Our star wanted blood at halftime so the nurgled got an easy TD and its even at this very moment... exciting... 2 BH so far. They dont count. I must start to count ofcourse. Beastmen seems to be priority. Who breeds them? Forgot to ask. Next task. Could it be the beast??? But..................... another niggled vamp, what is this? A plague which has infected the noble warriors???????????? After 2-1 versus first Nurgled EVER!!! Quest has begun!

"Coach was upset. Sure, when they meet other teams, scoring is fine, but when we MEET NURGLE YOU MUST KILL! Thats how we get our sponsormoney, and how we make a name of ourselves. And when we had Get the ref, a dp on the pitch, COME ON! But the thralls were extremely happy. They had only one vamp as a help (yes, he did the first two tds, but still) and then they heat took him for the last drive, and we stole the ball from defence, 6 thralls vs 11 nurgled and SCORED. But coach was still upset... he knew his hard way to fame and fortune... he thought, but he didnt know how to realise it." After 3-0 versus nubbble boys 070216

"With the count as a traitor Immortali did the only right thing, tried to take out Guardian of Nuffle´s halfbrother Leif as soon as possible (he was exactly as good as the count, apart from ofab of course), and after dodges and hits and 2dices against, a singe blow niggled our star to the ass-bench forever. Very sad. The annoying part was that Rotters are only flesh did beautiful moves, perfect hits and still silly regen made my players die (apo failed) but the regen worked for the undead perfectly, I have to sneak up to their camp and check how they do I guess. But second half was a revengefull mess, where the ref was too scared to blow the whistle when the thralls hit the fouls, one after the other. It gave the victory but nothing more... and when on a revengefull mode, the vamps wants blood and blood and more blood... Even made a turn16-foul but nothing..! It was necessary for the spirit of the team (or rather, the coach)... This team has huge problems with niggled vamps, lets pray the new breed survives better in this harsch world." After 1-0 versus Immortali 070607

Hmprff.... the thralls were overjoyed, because they had dodge in one turn like never before. The vamps on the other hand were confused, they had always had a long dinner during the break, and had eaten well. But this time they had to play directly, NO FOOD??? They played away and tried to understand the simple creatures of this world, but no food??? They couldnt believe it. So - they did as the always do. They did it their way. Every turn of secound half, perhaps not one or two, I actually only think one, since in the end there was only one brave thrall on the field, they ate of the thralls., or atleast tried hard to. So, thralls being happy for their elfing suddenly faced 15 players who only wanted them dead. It was beautiful to watch. But much of a game it sure wasnt in that half. And yeah, stboub helped with a 15turn-thrall-foul and killed him (he hasnt understood the pleasure in hurting thralls... they last longer... the creatures of this world will never understand and we like it that way) and that thrall was rewarded with the mvp. So we got 3 spp! Now isnt that something! I am a fortuneteller! Meet me and see my thoughts come true. A kaosbeing had to retire from playing, coach was happy.

"After that succeeded foul without dp (apo fail) on my CW... my team became wild and started to make blood all around. Dunno if it's cause of this, but seems is vamp became crazy and started to drink the blood of the tasty thrall. Good point is.... vamp were almost efficient as my CW-clawler... running around and removing thrall they can find. At some pts thrall were missing and vamp in lack of blood started to bench. Some of the most funny game i ever played ;p" --------------- stboub´s comments, worthy my bio!!! After 1-2 versus Reborned Chaotik Army 2007-06-11

"The lizzards had a horrible day at work. A ref that was so scared of the threat from the vamps so he let the master-dp-thrall smack away half of the lizzards team. And the luck for the vamps was very good. I thought first half was good, but second was better, even without a mad dp! Well, musashidk, thanks for an unfair game, it was fun chatting with you. I got myself a super-vamp, st 5." After 3-0 versus Coldblooded Critters 2007-07-18

"Ok, here we go!
Just to be challenged bu PeteW is an honour, and it was a brave challenge since I just got my st 5 vamp (not that Pete knew that, but still... I knew it in secret). First half; I had a great time, Pete had a hopeless time, all to nuffle. But a clumsy defence from me "gave" (nothing is easy vs pete, but still) 1-1 at halftime. The vamps had magic luck, and the elves didnt... that easy. Second half: My sinlge tackler didnt manage to pin down his catcher and we had 1-2 in turn 14. 2 turns for me to score. Well, I did, and in turn 16 pete got his 2nd niggled player on another doubleskull, he had plenty of them, and I was not too bad in the second half either. So, it all ended in a draw and the vamps were pleased since they were sure to get busted by pete playing woodies... Vamps still going strong. Now 7 rr, our 5 vamps need it badly and a new vamp with pro, also needed... (for my second half, my first half was dancing around elves... a great game, you should try it)" After 2-2 versus PeteW´s Ultimate Superheroes! 2007-07-18

"Played Synn, Qaz and PeteW in a row now, good coaches. And one good game of three. When looking at the games I would be most happy with a draw versus PeteW´s woodies (and got it) and I would really had expected a win versus Qaz bulls... a cherrypick, but no. In this game, I didnt manage at all, thought that 4 blodgers would be a fair game versus my single tackler and strong vamps. But Synn played well and at the end our spp were 0-24 (without mvp included). That says the most. But the vamps are still going up, and arent afraid even though my cr is going..................... and hopefully those dices are left behind. I will ask for a new set, one of those I had in the beginning for the team. Hard to play them over tr 200 though... just need some more tacklers... should be fine after that. Well played Synn!" After 0-2 versus Synndicate 2007-07-19

And I lost!!! Because of a 1+1 on the clock backwards and a crazy play.... like 2+3+3+4+3+2+2+ after a blitz all without rr.... sigh.... a great game and then that. Sigh. So unfair... these brave vamps lost on a thing like that... cant even belive it... vamps are not having it easy here. One vamp retired (loss st) and another niggled at 51 spp. Surprise!!! These vamps sure know how to niggle at skillrolls... After 1-2 versus Some Shady Characters, evil darkies, 2007-07-19

Well, the skinks knew what they were up to. I had no chance vs ss/dt-skinks... I soo blocked my alternatives (in my head), and was only lucky to dodge away from them every now and then. I have not been so far away from a TD ever with this team I think. But our superthrall (ag4, sure hands) dodged in the last turn two times to tacklezones, with a dt-skink on his neck, picked up the ball in two tz, dodged out and delivered the long pass. The recieving thrall fumbled in the mud but all cheered anyhow. We realise things and learn. "If skinks is still on pitch, skinks are gonna rock you in defence."

Coach summoned afterwards.
- Well... Guardian of Regretful Elves did one good thing, the rest of you suck. Fouling and whatever you did... go to bed, all of you! You, Guardian of Regretful Elves, can stay up and watch the Simpsons-movie with me, the rest... OUT! After 0-1 versus Viper Strike; 2007-07-29

Became Vampire Fanatic with 2-0 versus Blood Angels JE 2007-09-01

The vamps met their sister-team, take a close look at the two team-names, very similar, very strange... and were paralyzed! So Skeloboy got a pretty safe ride, I messed some things up, and some things didnt work out, and vamps are not the hottest vs sewer-rats.... and, again, a vamp niggled at age-roll. This is beginning to become a nightmare for such a beautiful team. Or rather the struggling coach! ;-D But I was only a 2+ from a draw in the last turn, but the vamps werent in mood for playing versus rats today. 2 games, 2 vs skaven, 2 losses. They dont like ratmeat. As easy as that! After 1-2 versus Skeloboy´s Rotten Flesh Is Our Ecstasy

First turn. One dead (failed apo), one mng and one niggled thrall, though kind of rookies all of them. But gtr and 11 fouls later made it an awful game. Burnalot used his advantage to full degree and I dodged like a mad cow. Made a td even!!! Very lucky pass and dodge. So, the vamps are down to ff 12. That sucks. Favourite team is in pieces and very far from xfl. I had one player left on the field at the end and higher %... lol. Got cash, very important. Take care, I was just a bit annoyed. Wouldnt have bothered the least if it wasnt an xfl coming up. Now I did care to my surprise!
Two new players to your memory!
Keeper of burnalot´s pows and dp´s and Guardian of burnalots soul. After 1-2 and a lot of blood vs Nachtburg Ancients

This team has a big brother in "Lawyers against Khemri". That team lived for one game!
We will fight with fury against the awful smellers. Perhaps other smellers as well. The important thing is that it´s the same coach for both teams, a niggled (twice) orcthrower who switched carrier and started in the laboratory. If anyone knows about a quite famous orcthrower, let me know, so I can meet him and "talk" about his crazy quests. (I will probably end up dead, but still...) Thanks!

Second goal is to breed 6 vampires of unequal strength and inner harmony! Third is to take part in a major! Not Bloody Likely is our dreamteam that we look with envy upon... NOT PERFORMED YET

Played my 500th ranked game with them, all teams included: 2008-07-08! Yihaa!

-morehouse- i love bringing the mindless killer out of a nice intelligent coach :)
<Dhaktokh> hehe, you sure did
<Dhaktokh> havent felt it before (still being happy that is) ;-D
<Dhaktokh> but this...
<Dhaktokh> phew
<Dhaktokh> skill! yes!
-morehouse- gratz
-morehouse- and i NEVER give gratz
-morehouse- so you earned it
<Dhaktokh> hahahahahahaha
<Dhaktokh> going to their bio!
-morehouse- sweet
Coffins. Leave!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Thrall
6 3 3 7
Block, Tackle, Kick
  56 0 4 0 3 3 33/51 100k
(40+60)k
 
2
Thrall
6 3 4 7
+AG, Block, Tackle
  19 4 3 0 3 3 34/51 120k
(40+80)k
 
3
Thrall
6 3 3 7   11 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
4
Vampire
6 4 4 8
Blood Lust, Hypnotic Gaze, Regeneration
Block
  12 2 2 0 3 0 14/16 130k
(110+20)k
 
5
Thrall
6 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
6
Thrall
6 3 3 7
Dirty Player
  16 0 2 0 0 1 11/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
7
Thrall
6 3 4 7
+AG, Block, Sure Hands
  28 17 4 0 0 2 39/51 120k
(40+80)k
 
8
Thrall
6 3 3 7   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
9
Thrall
8 3 3 7
+MA, +MA, Block
  43 3 4 0 5 4 45/51 120k
(40+80)k
 
10
Vampire
6 4 5 8
Blood Lust, Hypnotic Gaze, Regeneration
+AG
  14 3 1 0 1 1 13/16 150k
(110+40)k
 
11
Thrall
6 3 3 7   9 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
12
Thrall
6 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
13
Vampire
6 4 4 8
Blood Lust, Hypnotic Gaze, Regeneration
  4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 110k
(110+0)k
 
14
Vampire
6 4 4 8
Blood Lust, Hypnotic Gaze, Regeneration
  6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 110k
(110+0)k
 
14 players  
Coach: Dhaktokh Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Vampire Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 1580k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1580k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:95 (42/18/35) |TD Diff:29 (145 - 116) |Cas Diff:-88 (104/71/31 - 149/98/47)
Last Opponent: Defenders of Lizard Earth

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Big Boyz BattalionOgre1000k150/1/060k2 - 11050k121/1/040k46k
danish vampiresHuman1090k140/0/070k2 - 21130k120/0/070k47k
Dark GentlemenVampire1180k151/1/030k1 - 21450k141/0/060k54k
School of D'oh!Goblin1240k160/2/060k2 - 01200k70/1/060k46k
New Green Speed EliteLizardmen1340k150/0/080k2 - 01210k70/1/070k54k
Jazz and JuiceGoblin1300k111/0/040k1 - 31240k263/2/160k62k
Green-LegionOrc1350k160/0/040k3 - 01250k122/1/070k39k
Cherrypick Locke_7Goblin1430k240/2/140k3 - 11260k152/2/020k59k
Plutarch's ImmortalsOrc1530k210/1/120k3 - 01570k70/0/060k57k
Rottin' RomansNurgle's Rotters1600k202/1/030k2 - 11350k151/0/050k71k
Boneheads UnitedOgre1600k130/0/050k2 - 11520k222/4/120k37k
Diabolo MentheOrc1520k212/3/030k2 - 01410k81/0/070k65k
nubbble boysNurgle's Rotters1600k171/0/060k3 - 01480k91/1/030k60k
NewsNorse1480k201/0/2130k2 - 11260k61/0/00k82k
Dice Dragons 2.0Chaos Dwarf1660k60/0/060k0 - 21500k172/1/080k79k
VampirellaOgre1710k111/2/070k2 - 01610k110/1/220k78k
Daermon Shadiz'onDark Elf1670k110/2/090k1 - 01440k132/1/040k81k
Zig A Zig ArrgghhhChaos Dwarf1720k134/0/040k2 - 01620k131/2/130k81k
NighKhemri1680k140/1/080k2 - 01450k92/0/130k73k
ArachnophobiaDark Elf1800k213/1/050k3 - 01940k60/0/020k81k
ImmortaliNecromantic1900k133/1/150k1 - 01800k91/2/140k92k
Gentle BowlersChaos Chosen1640k121/1/130k2 - 01630k91/0/040k76k
SkalltarisSkaven1710k122/0/280k1 - 01720k71/0/060k100k
Reborned Chaotik ArmyChaos Chosen1820k80/1/080k1 - 21810k254/1/370k103k
HambeastsOgre1810k195/1/260k1 - 01760k80/1/070k83k
Awesome BlossomsHigh Elf1920k151/4/050k1 - 01490k111/1/060k110k
Plague of AgesNurgle's Rotters2000k91/0/030k1 - 11870k131/1/050k98k
Maya Line IIIAmazon1910k81/2/040k0 - 21820k130/1/070k110k
World Eaters of KhorneChaos1960k91/0/010k1 - 21550k222/2/050k76k
Coldblooded CrittersLizardmen1940k233/0/270k3 - 01960k50/0/050k79k
Ultimate Superheroes!Wood Elf2060k151/1/060k2 - 22120k160/1/050k92k
Six Hooves UnderChaos Dwarf2050k111/1/060k0 - 11840k101/1/060k140k
__Synndicate__Dark Elf2130k50/0/040k0 - 22150k292/0/160k113k
Darkwood Demons 3Wood Elf2110k102/2/010k1 - 11970k151/0/150k88k
Some Shady CharactersDark Elf2130k91/2/030k1 - 22080k222/3/040k107k
United Chiefs of AmericaChaos Dwarf2020k143/0/030k1 - 22060k170/2/040k74k
Bergen WarlordsNorse2030k131/0/010k1 - 21780k110/0/060k94k
Like Water for ChocolateSkaven2070k212/0/060k3 - 12190k121/2/070k109k
Wo'sorans GloryVampire2180k142/0/150k1 - 22180k120/0/050k90k
Flachpfeifens 4th trySkaven2260k150/0/020k2 - 22140k171/0/170k135k
Ruby's DiamondbacksLizardmen2190k153/3/020k1 - 32330k162/0/040k85k
BC CommandoHuman2240k171/1/010k2 - 22270k233/0/220k87k
Vicious SirensAmazon2240k162/1/130k2 - 22060k162/0/030k95k
Underdark NightmaresDark Elf2300k203/0/080k3 - 02430k92/1/060k131k
New World Orc OrderOrc2420k110/0/150k1 - 22470k161/0/060k123k
Viper StrikeLizardmen2400k71/2/150k0 - 12420k141/2/160k120k
Scales with tailsLizardmen2420k263/1/020k3 - 02420k132/1/110k113k
ViliaWood Elf2260k122/0/040k1 - 21830k212/0/150k82k
Blood Angels JEHuman2190k140/0/030k2 - 02190k112/1/040k97k
Body like a BattleaxeHuman2240k181/0/270k3 - 02210k172/1/210k100k
Quebrantadores De SegurosDark Elf2170k80/0/030k1 - 12040k120/1/050k88k
Rotfang Marsh UnitedLizardmen2210k100/1/060k1 - 22180k151/1/070k95k
Helena HighSkaven2290k131/0/240k1 - 22010k212/1/190k121k
Rotten Flesh Is Our EcstasySkaven2360k80/0/030k1 - 21950k163/0/040k115k
Nachtburg AncientsVampire2180k122/0/080k1 - 22280k202/4/230k125k
Hard Wood ElvesWood Elf2110k182/0/070k2 - 12210k182/2/060k99k
Hanger's BallroomVampire2230k171/2/030k2 - 12060k194/1/050k89k
Wild WeedWood Elf2300k150/0/040k2 - 21820k241/5/060k100k
Killing TheBotElf2380k80/1/150k0 - 52240k321/1/160k165k
Warhammer FantasyLizardmen2270k173/0/030k2 - 21960k245/1/060k104k
Brady LunchVampire2290k141/2/040k1 - 02410k71/0/060k101k
Frost BitesVampire2300k150/1/140k2 - 12150k111/0/050k86k
Die Meech, DieVampire2370k132/1/150k1 - 22280k154/3/130k105k
BC CommandoHuman2290k111/0/070k1 - 02400k110/2/160k104k
Odyssey v2.0Chaos2380k191/1/060k3 - 12160k181/2/130k92k
Ewww Stinky RatsSkaven2360k111/2/130k0 - 21970k255/3/030k74k
Althraz DreadlordzChaos1960k131/1/150k1 - 11730k172/1/270k73k
Sunrise FightersWood Elf2030k132/0/030k2 - 11960k151/0/130k95k
Mummy unitedKhemri2100k222/1/050k4 - 01760k50/0/060k69k
Mostri della TVOgre2190k190/1/020k3 - 01930k152/2/250k76k
Team Of The EndersChaos Dwarf2210k50/0/040k0 - 22140k234/2/030k87k
Ten Thousand Way to DieUndead2050k221/2/130k2 - 22000k203/2/050k93k
Kislev CruchersHuman2130k231/3/070k3 - 11900k90/0/170k97k
Bon Scott vs. Brian JohnsonVampire2200k132/0/140k1 - 12070k152/0/260k96k
ShortlegsDwarf2200k171/1/020k3 - 02020k120/2/150k80k
Bon Scott vs. Brian JohnsonVampire2130k81/0/050k1 - 21910k104/2/040k67k
Rivendale FairfellowsWood Elf2140k162/2/040k2 - 32370k252/1/140k141k
KerubinLizardmen2170k141/0/120k2 - 01890k91/1/030k76k
Warriors of the Free FolkHuman2220k110/1/050k1 - 22020k110/0/070k111k
PHDOgre2290k100/0/00k1 - 12120k134/1/140k69k
Hairy CrewNorse1630k143/0/140k1 - 11660k163/0/170k92k
CarneMale del ChaosNorse1640k140/1/070k2 - 21460k211/3/150k83k
Cities of palladiumLizardmen1690k161/1/0100k2 - 11640k120/1/190k103k
presidents returnUndead1780k151/0/040k2 - 11830k100/0/010k64k
Dirty WarriorsNorse1850k172/1/030k1 - 21840k175/1/080k102k
Hills Rise WildChaos1910k70/0/060k0 - 21820k130/2/190k110k
Disletric DafendoorsWood Elf1730k192/0/040k3 - 11650k163/0/070k95k
Naxalites!Wood Elf1820k121/1/070k1 - 21790k194/0/050k95k
C is for Cookie!Lizardmen1900k110/1/060k1 - 21950k174/1/050k88k
Basic BoysChaos Dwarf1770k91/0/040k0 - 11700k162/1/130k74k
Unlocked Chaos PactChaos Chosen1820k91/0/050k1 - 21790k171/2/020k79k
Limpans KrabbsOgre1880k120/0/110k1 - 11770k141/0/240k45k
Cheeky Little MenDwarf1840k130/2/160k0 - 21760k212/3/160k63k
Google-WhacksVampire1790k50/0/040k0 - 31840k253/1/130k26k
Defenders of Lizard EarthLizardmen1470k110/0/050k1 - 11470k122/0/050k36k